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  • Ah, too many heads'd be a problem in the long run... I for instance have only one and have big trouble deciding over things. What about ten, or twelve moreover?
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    • Can I put his nuts in a vise and squeeze? I have a +2 nutcracker in my bag somewhere...
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      • It'll unsummon itself five rounds from now.

        And actually, the limit is twelve heads.
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        • Sneak:

          sorry, you only get a regular nutcracker. And any attempt would be very risky. I might deem it successful on a roll of, say, 5 or lower on a 1d100. Any roll higher than 25 would probably result in severe injury (1d8+6), and higher than 80 would be death.
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          • Can I put his nuts in a vise and squeeze? I have a +2 nutcracker in my bag somewhere...
            Loin's or... *gulp* mine?
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            • We're talking about Sneak's ogre.

              If Sneak tried to do that to Loin's PC, it'd be certain death
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              • Oh, ok...well...we'll just stick with the sword and the hatchet then...
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                • Being a fighter is rather mindless.
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                  • Although, Paladins do live in celibacy and that would have... made things easy.

                    Being a fighter is rather mindless.
                    Are you trying to say something?
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                    • I knew I forgot something. My weapon

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                      • Does my +4 2h sword have a name? I could give it one if it hasn't.
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                        • If the barbarian in Baldurs Gate II is the same as the one in this, then I'll use barbarian rage and continue attacking.
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                          • and on a second note, did you do a stun check for the last round?
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                            • Yeah. It failed.

                              I'll put up the next round in a couple of hours.
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                              • So I was a few hours late.

                                Right. Round 3:

                                Kass: attacking ogre 1
                                Imran: attacking ogre 2
                                Che: attacking ogre 3
                                Loin: Using longbow on ogre 7
                                Felch: Casting Magic Missile on ogre 4
                                UR: attacking ogre 5
                                Sandman: attacking ogre 6
                                Patashu: attacking ogre 7
                                August: attacking ogre 3
                                Blackice: attacking ogre 8
                                Rand: Cure light wounds, Imran
                                SS: attacking ogre 4
                                Lorizael: Melf's Acid Arrow on ogre 8
                                Sword: attacking ogre 5
                                Hydra: Attacks ogre 1

                                Initiative

                                Kass: 7
                                Imran: 3
                                Che: 1
                                Loin: 3
                                Felch: 9
                                UR: 1
                                Sandman: 2
                                Patashu: 1
                                August: 7
                                Blackice: 6
                                Rand: 2
                                SS: 1
                                Lorizael: 4
                                Sword: 2
                                Hydra: 9

                                Ogres: 7/4/2/1/2/1/7/1

                                Felch: 11 damage to ogre 4
                                Hydra: Attacks ogre 1, rolls 17, hits, 15 damage

                                Kass: Attacks ogre 1, rolls 14, hits, 19 damage, dead
                                August: Attacks ogre 3, rolls 18, hits, 7 damage
                                Ogre 7: Attacks Patashu, rolls 5, misses

                                Blackice: Attacks ogre 8, rolls 11, hits, 10 damage

                                Lorizael: 4 damage to ogre 8, dead
                                Ogre 2: Attacks Imran, rolls 17, hits, 7 damage

                                Imran: Attacks ogre 2, rolls 20/7, critical hit, 13 damage, dead
                                Loin: Shoots one arrow at ogre 7. Rolls 7, misses.

                                Sandman: Attacks ogre 6, rolls 11, hits, 18 damage, dead
                                Rand: Cure light wounds, Imran recovers 13 hp
                                Sword: Attacks ogre 5, rolls 16, hits, 12 damage, dead
                                Ogre 3: Attacks Che, rolls 14, misses

                                Che: Attacks ogre 3, rolls 9, misses
                                Urban: Attacks ogre 3, rolls 19, hits, 9 damage
                                Patashu: Attacks ogre 7, rolls 19, hits, 12 damage, stun attempt fails
                                SS: Attacks ogre 4, rolls 6, misses
                                Ogre 4: Attacks SS, rolls 10, misses

                                Round 3 summary:

                                Imran: 11 damage total
                                Che: 8 damage total
                                Lorizael: 10 damage total
                                Sneak: 8 damage total

                                All ogres except 3, 4, and 7 slain.
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