How to successfully enter Britain illegally.

[Alexander's Horse]

Don't get me started on Canada - you w-anker. The world's greatest joke country. What are Canadians good at? Answer: Nothing.

[notyoueither]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
And your country could just drop off the planet and noone would notice

I thought it was the Aussies that everyone prefers dropped off the planet. Isn't that how you started?

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by notyoueither


I thought it was the Aussies that everyone prefers dropped off the planet. Isn't that how you started?

Nah - that was new Zealand

[notyoueither]

Oh. Sorry. Carry on.

[Urban Ranger]

Re: Re: Re: How to successfully enter Japan illegally.

Originally posted by David James
Well doesn't the same apply to Britain? You'd have to be of Northern or Western European descent for the same thing to work in Britain; I would suspect that people of Southern or Eastern European descent (except maybe Ukrainians) would have the same problems.

I don't think so. Europeans, on the average, are a lot more "mixed" than East Asians.

Originally posted by David James
Again, aren't we talking the same thing with respect to Britain? If anything, it's probably easier for people from a wider range of backgrounds to get into Britain than into Japan. We make such a fuss about how difficult it is for people to immigrate to "white" countries, yet the most difficult places to immigrate to are not in fact white but asian - Japan, Hong Kong, Singapore, maybe Taiwan and South Korea (exception for S. Korea - North Koreans are allowed in without restriction, as in W. Germany and E. Germany of old). Why are there not sensitivity campaigns about asian racism and nativism?

I don't think the opening post is about how difficult to immigrate into certain countries, but how the standards for different races are different.

Originally posted by David James
Where are all the people who think diversity is such a good idea when it comes to prosperous asian countries? Surely there must be plenty of Africans, other Asians and south Asians (Iranians and Afghans, for example) that would love to go to Japan. Why should they prefer Australia to Japan?

Been to Singapore? Been to Kuala Lumpur? Been to Hong Kong? Been to Bangkok? With the exception of perhaps Japan, there is no lack of diversity in S/SE Asian countries. Perhaps not even in S Asian countries too.

Originally posted by David James
What's that got to do with it?

What's the point of your original post?

[BlackStone]

Re: How to successfully enter Britain illegally.

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
A Bugs masterclass in how to become an illegal alien in Britain, avoiding all those nasty immigration types. Just follow these steps.

1- Be white.

2- Speak English.

3- Travel to Britain on a return air ticket, with a fixed date of returm within 3 weeks of departure. Rip it up after you arrive, as you won't be using it.

4- Take a bit of cash- enough to plausibly support you for a couple of weeks.

5- Stroll nonchalently through the airport, and head for the London bars. Listen for bar staff with a vaguely similar accent to your own and strike up conversation by saying "Where are you from, mate?". Ask about work.

6- Relax. You're in. No-one will question you.


It's a fact. If you're white, English-speaking and just fancy bumming around in Britain entering illegally is a piece of cake.

If you're non-white, don't speak English and are fleeing for your life, you're screwed. Bad luck, mate. No darkies.

This is why I love anti-immigration discussions.

Lets see. You started off with this which looks like a critique of the immigration system to me. How to get in, unless your black. The inference drawn here, not without reason, is that the immigration system and its officers are racist. No mention of the media.

[BlackStone]

.....after that you increasingly distance yourself from your opening comments, or just u-turn on the initial sentiment.

Anyway its all got rather dull, so I shall leave it there.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

8 minutes between those posts? That's a hell of a lot of time to think up two sentences. Were your knuckles going white with the effort?

Try placing the thread in context- that is, alongside the other immigration/asylum threads that occupied the upper half of the front page when the thread started.

Unless, of course, you've left it there.....

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
8 minutes between those posts? That's a hell of a lot of time to think up two sentences. Were your knuckles going white with the effort?

Scraping the barrel there a bit aren`t you!

Try placing the thread in context- that is, alongside the other immigration/asylum threads that occupied the upper half of the front page when the thread started.

Now I have to judge it against this. Other threads at the time?

Unless, of course, you've left it there.....

Oh I hope so.

[BlackStone]

I dare say enough minutes have elapsed since my last post to cause some excitement your end.


Tell me Bugs are you not used to being cross examined this way? Because the uncomfortable way that you have twisted and turn, and the constant referral to yet more and more explanations of you initial statement aren't demonstrating that much confidence in your subject manner.

Maybe you have got too used to playing to a home audience?




Edit: is that 11 minutes

[Caligastia]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse


Nah - that was new Zealand

New Zealand was a penal colony? News to me...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Ah, mea culpa. I could never resist a big "I'm leaving now" flouncing out. It's a golden rule that anyone making one of those won't be able to resist sneaking back to see how their dramatic exit went down.

Right, Blackstone? It's a classic "awkward squad" tactic, isn't it?

[Caligastia]

Yeah Blackstone, you know you cant leave...

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Come into my parlour.....you know you can't resist.......

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
Ah, mea culpa. I could never resist a big "I'm leaving now" flouncing out. It's a golden rule that anyone making one of those won't be able to resist sneaking back to see how their dramatic exit went down.

Right, Blackstone? It's a classic "awkward squad" tactic, isn't it?

I wasn't "flouncing out" as you put it. I just thought that we had exhausted all of the avenues, that's all. And it can't have escaped your notice that the whole discussion was getting very tired.

And the least said about the "awkward squad" the better.