How to successfully enter Britain illegally.

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny
You lag behind in conversations, don't you?

What conversation?


Can I ask what you think should happen.

[Ecthy]

I never knew you're so anti-immigrants, Bugs.

[Felch]

Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in?'"'"

[BlackStone]

Nope I didn`t think you`d have much to say.

[BlackStone]

Originally posted by Felch X
Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in?'"'"

You`d blend in just fine

[Solly]

I have no problem with people immigrating purely to get work.

Also, I don't think Bugs would want to be going to his local next week and needing to ask for a pint in Bulgarian.

[JohnIII]

Why, are they invading, like the Vikings?

[Solly]

No, they're just costing our state a packet.

[BlackStone]

I like your signitures Boddington

[Lincoln]

The best way to immigrate illegally in the United States is to be Mexican. This seems to be the opposite of Britain.

[ZaphodBeeblebrx]

Originally posted by Felch X
Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, "Would a Yankee blend in? I mean, you should be able to pick us out at a hundred yards, seeing as how we still use yards, and talk with a funny accent, and don't know foreign languages, and are fat, and carry guns everywhere, and use funny money that looks the color of grass, and ask silly questions like, 'Would a Yankee blend in?'"'"

And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there. And as you walk down the street everyone says to you, "And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there. And as you walk down the street everyone says to you, 'And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there. And as you walk down the street everyone says to you, And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there. And as you walk down the street everyone says to you, "And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there. And as you walk down the street everyone says to you, 'And your name is Jan Younson, you live in Wisconsin, and you work in a lumbermill there.'"'"

As for me, John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt, his name is my name, too. And whenever I go out, all the People Shout, "John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt, his name is my name, too. And whenever I go out, all the People Shout, 'John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt, his name is my name, too. And whenever I go out, all the People Shout, "John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt, his name is my name, too. And whenever I go out, all the People Shout, 'John Jacob Gingleheimerschmidt!'"'"

[David James]

How to successfully enter Japan illegally.

Beware: Blatant plagiarism

How to become an illegal alien in Japan, avoiding all those nasty immigration types. Just follow these steps.

1- Be asian.

2- Speak Japanese.

3- Travel to Japan on a return air ticket, with a fixed date of returm within 3 weeks of departure. Rip it up after you arrive, as you won't be using it.

4- Take a bit of cash- enough to plausibly support you for a couple of weeks.

5- Stroll nonchalently through the airport, and head for tourist areas in Tokyo. Take a camera and pretend to take a lot of photographs; also get others to take photographs of you in front of various monuments for your friends and family back in your "home" town.

6- Relax. You're in. No-one will question you.


It's a fact. If you're asian, Japanese-speaking and just fancy bumming around in Japan entering illegally is a piece of cake.

If you're non-asian, don't speak Japanese and are fleeing for your life, you're screwed. Bad luck mate. No darkies or pale skinned devils.

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[ZaphodBeeblebrx]

As far as Japan is concerned, if you're of Japanese-Descent, then you're already Japanese.

It's even worse than Israel.

Where I could have Automatic Citizenship!

[ZaphodBeeblebrx]

Re: How to successfully enter Japan illegally.

Beware: Mutant Plagiarism

How to become an Automatic Citizen of the State of Israel, avoiding the Mossad, and their Dogs. Just follow these steps.

1- Be Jewish.

2- Speak Anything.

3- Swim if you have to, just be sure to touch the ground, before whomever was chasing you, figures out where you are.

4- No money needed, English Style Welfare State, Tzadakkah, on Demand.

5- Just tell them that your Mother was Jewish.

6- Relax. You're in. No-one will question you.


It's a fact. If you're Jewish, speak only Pig-Latin and just fancy bumming around in Israel entering illegally is Completely Expected of you.

If you're Jewish, and are fleeing for your life, all the better, because Israel, has NO Death Penalty, and more Importantly will Never Extradite a Fellow Jew. That's what they call Family, mate. Everybody else, come on in, just watch out for Anyone Screaming, "Allahu Ackbar," especially if they appear to be fumbling for Something!

Also, no Trying to Initiate, The End of Days, or else you Will be Laid down with a Lion, that has been Deprived of Lamb! Don't say you weren't Warned, The Mossad Will Beat it out of you!

Mutant Plagiarism

[morb]

if you're 1. white 2. speak enlglish chances are, you aren't running from something, unless you're a criminal.

Besides, who the hell wants to emigrate to britain with those attributes anyway? To visit, for sure, but to emigrate??