European Song Contest

[Monk]

Oh, and I never stopped smoking weed. I was much too intellectually gifted to ever begin.

You little besserwisser you. It's wise, elderly, non-weed-smoking people like you who are to blame for WWII, Barsebäck, the high prices of apartments in Copenhagen and our current PM. You should be ashamed of yourself I'm taking my mother's advice and do what she did back in 1968 - never trust somebody older than thirty.

Wait...

[Winston]

[Serb]

Originally posted by Stefu
1. Belgium: not as crap as all the others
2. Russia: crap
3. Austria: total crap
All others=complete, total and utter crap

Good choice.
Too bad that you was not in jury.
I can’t believe that they ranked us so low, bastards. I’ll never will watch this “euro trash” again.
*singing* Northern girl…

[Solver]

OMG... now that was something. Why is Denmark in the last place? IMO, that was the best looking girl.

Estonians? Well, with a Swedish girl singing for them.

Israel, thank you!

Haha, we're the winners. Now hold on bastards .

And Greeks didn't suck that bad... Russians did, though. In Russian that song sounds a bit better, but here it's total crap.

[axi]

> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > If you wanna **** the Greece (Greece...Greece...Greece...Greece)
> > and regret after for this (this...this...this...this)
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > When you want to be the last (last...last...last...last)
> > And be thrown out fast (fast...fast...fast...fast)
> >
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> >
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > Only he can change the thing (thing..thing..thing...thing)
> > and from third to be nineteen (teen...teen...teen...teen)
> >
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > We must all be happy about (bout...bout...bout...bout)
> > For two years we are out (out..out...out...out)
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> >
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.

Note: Patos=bottom, like in the bottom of the list, in the bottom of the bucket and the human bottom. Rakintzis is all of them in one.

Btw, did you know that he borrowed his outfit from the special riot squads of the police?

[axi]

Compare this pig with the outfits of the Greek band:

[Serb]

Originally posted by axi
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > If you wanna **** the Greece (Greece...Greece...Greece...Greece)
> > and regret after for this (this...this...this...this)
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > When you want to be the last (last...last...last...last)
> > And be thrown out fast (fast...fast...fast...fast)
> >
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> >
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > Only he can change the thing (thing..thing..thing...thing)
> > and from third to be nineteen (teen...teen...teen...teen)
> >
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> > Hey !!! (Hey..Hey...Hey...Hey)
> > We must all be happy about (bout...bout...bout...bout)
> > For two years we are out (out..out...out...out)
> > Send Rakintzis... (Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis...Rakintzis)
> >
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.
> >
> > Say, (say say) say the magic word
> >
> > I am PATOS P.A.T.O.S.