Worst movies ever

[Juggernaut]

Alien³ is underrated and pretty good. Alien 4 is a joke.

[faded glory]

I heard a4 is is all computer crap. Again, I dont like that cheap ****. I can tell the difference. Its like the Clop's Hausen used to use to make his dinosurs. Just not real. No, in fact. I'de rather watch Invasion of the Saucer people or Forbidden planet then Independce day.


oh and how the hell do you actually clone a dead sigourney weaver? Stupid scripts...

[The Vagabond]

I've been surprised to see that many of you mention "Titanic" as one of the worst movies. Are you serious? IMHO this movie is one of the greatest.

[faded glory]

Never saw titanic. I think Im the only person on the planet who hasnt.

[Skanky Burns]

Titanic was ok. Not great, but not the worst movie ever.

[Dis]

In the Army now. I'm watching it right now

[Sikander]

CyberGnu, Kirk,

I guess I am just whipped. My GF got Legally Blonde, and it wasn't good I'll grant you, but not any worse than I expected. My GF liked it, which all in all made the experience a positive one, though there are many activities which would have been much more exciting for me.

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Starship Troopers was so bad it was bad. I think it was shooting for so bad it was good, but it overshot the mark by being completely unrealistic in every conceivable way. Yea that's right, people with much faster than light travel have to travel halfway across the galaxy to use MP5s (German SMG, about 30 years old IIRC) and infantry tactics which looked like they came out of the middle ages to fight bugs that threaten their existence. Heinlein may have been a lunatic, but this book deserved better.

[Fidel]

magnolia ( i just wanted to die)
any movie with steven segal
general's daughter (although m. stowe earns exception just like g. gershon does)
jurrasic park
any film with drew barrymore
any film with adam sandler
any film with charlie sheen (especially 'arrival' and such)
shannon tweed movies are crap too
batman and robin

[Ecthy]

any American movie
any European movie
any Israeli movie
any movie at all

[faded glory]

Anybody ever watched an Indian film? those thigs are funny as hell

[Ned]

Originally posted by faded glory
Anybody ever watched an Indian film? those thigs are funny as hell

I really like them. Most of the ones I've seen mix in a lot of song and dance. The art form is really unknown in the West.

Ned

[Buck Birdseed]

MOBIUS- you obviously hate classical tragedies and operas too, right? I mean, you know they'll all die in the end, so they're bad plays. Of course.

The fact is, Moulin Rouge was a near-perfect modern paraphrase of Verdi's La Traviata (or La Dame Aux Camélias, which it was based on). It brings all the dazzle, glamour and energy of said opera to the silver screen, with the ludicrousness of the plot and the implausibility of the characters in one sweet package. If you were after realism you definately went to the wrong movie... Although I don't necessarily share Baz Luhrman's musical tastes (still, Sunscreen was a cool record), Moulin Rouge was insanely beautifully choreographed, filmed, styled, set designed and is the only film I've ever seen where CGI effects are used perfectly. Gorgeous, over-the-top magical operatic stuff.

[rah]

Istar and Leonard Part 6. are both up near the top of my list.

Right after a slew of Kevin Kostner movies

[SuperSneak]

The worst movie ever made was Mr. Wrong with Ellen Degeneres (pre-outing) vainly pretending she was straight. That movie was the biggest pile of steaming crap I've ever paid to see. Ugh.

[drake]

The fact is, Moulin Rouge was a near-perfect modern paraphrase of Verdi's La Traviata (or La Dame Aux Camélias, which it was based on). It brings all the dazzle, glamour and energy of said opera to the silver screen, with the ludicrousness of the plot and the implausibility of the characters in one sweet package. If you were after realism you definately went to the wrong movie... Although I don't necessarily share Baz Luhrman's musical tastes (still, Sunscreen was a cool record), Moulin Rouge was insanely beautifully choreographed, filmed, styled, set designed and is the only film I've ever seen where CGI effects are used perfectly. Gorgeous, over-the-top magical operatic stuff.

Wheres the yack smiley at??

Sneak, you deserved to be punished for even THINKING an Ellen Degernes movie could have been good!