The Conquest Thread

[ranskaldan]

No, it belongs to ME.

Unless you wish to become the Governor of the Province of Surinam.

[Mercator]

I'm grabbing any available parts of the middle east and the Balkans.

How about becoming part of the glorious Finnish Empire, and govern Afghanistan and Turkmenistan (that's the closest to the ME you can get). With our current empire, some more ME territory in the near future isn't entirely unthinkable ...

In the mean time, the Greater Mongolian Navy has reached the remote Western European river delta of Greater Holland. It is promptly renamed to Antwerp, and becomes and independent state allied to Greater Finland.

[orange]

what the hell?

[ranskaldan]

Orange: Ask Boris.
Or better yet, read what he posted in the other thread.

*NEWS*

In a stunning, lightning sneak attack, tank divisions of Godunova (NOTE to ranskaldan, there's no "i"), poured into MOZAMBIQUE, where the unenlightened despot Orange had ben languishing away and not responding to anything or anyone. Harumpf.

So, the tanks roll over the countryside, an in a matter of hours, the nation falls to Godunova's superior might. Upon seizing the capital, the Godunovan forces found Orange, playing a computer game. He was summarily decapitated and his body dragged through the streets by a team of mules.

*Godunovan Flag Rises over Mozambique*

Mercator: !? So are you the ruler of Greater Mongolia or of "Antwerp"?

[History Guy]

Well, there we have it. The Pact of All Pacts was signed at 3 o'clock this afternoon. Those who weren't eating watercress sandwiches where munching on Eastern Europe's famous Turkey Shish-ka-bob. Despite a few assasination attempts from my happy citizens, the event went smoothly. No dolphin armies were seen anywhere around East Europe...however, all along the Bosphorus huge armies are amassing, each soldier screaming in unison one name: "Vlad Guy History! Errr...Vlad History Guy!!"

[Mercator]

Mercator: !? So are you the ruler of Greater Mongolia or of "Antwerp"?

Both of course!
I'm the governor of Greater Mongolia and the interim despot of Antwerp.

[General Ludd]

I claim Uganda in the name of Savannahland.

[History Guy]

Mercator-- Hmmm...maybe you could held smuggle some arms over to the growing 'Empire of East Europe'...with it's HQ in Historiagoy? We'd love to export to you some cheap tall, sharp pieces of timber, or perhaps maybe olive oil, or rocks, or something!

[Ari Rahikkala]

Originally posted by orange
what the hell?

It might take a moment to understand. But just hop in. The rules are somewhat similar to those of Mornington Crescent .

[Shi Huangdi]

You guys do know you have your own seperate forum for this, right? You have the stories&Diplomacy first.

[Mercator]

How about we attack Germany from both East and West. Backed up by Greater Finland that shouldn't be too much of a problem. I'd be willing to give up Antwerp (and newly conquered Germany) and add it to your glorious Empire.

[ranskaldan]

LightEning: Rules? What rules? There are rules for this?

Shi Huangdi: Nah.... I think this is far too insane to belong in THAT.


* THE QUITO PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation

LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)

* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific

* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Aaglo/Kassiopeia - Province of Aagloland
.Mercator - Province of Greater Mongolia
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe
Mercator - Antwerp

Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova

Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)

Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland

Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska

Devilmunchkin - East Indies

Rand Al'Tor - Roman Empire

Dr. Stiby - Gambia; Senegal; West Indies; New Caledonia; Djibouti

Morb - Australia minus Tasmania

Arrian - Britain & Ireland

Blisterz - Newfoundland

Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation

Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand

Osweld - Savannahland

Adalbertus/Ecthelion - Greater Germany

Chowlett - Ceylon

Slowwhand - Jamaica

Lightening - Duchy of Straylight

unclaimed regimes - Republic of Oregon; Australians in Tasmania; United States of "America"

unclaimed areas - Sahara; West Africa

[ranskaldan]

Kaladar troops have invaded the Levant. After early victories, they are now moving up the Nile and along the Mediterranean coast.

[History Guy]

General Mercator:

This is an excellent suggestion, preparations must be made! Feasting! Drinking! The lot! As long as Kassiopeia gives his blessing on our invasion, I'm in...Just don't tell the Germans that! Our glorious empires shall prosper! Haaah haaah haaah!

[Az]

The Quito and the Honolulu pacts are obsolete in this world of global confrontation. And as the Honolulu pact signatories accepted me as an ally, I propose the signing of the Lima Pact, that would consider the creation of the SPA - the South Pacific alliance, covering all nations on this side of the planet, opposed the evil finnish hegemony.