How to Invade the US/Europe ?

[Rogan Josh]

What a great idea.... alpine submarines

[The Viceroy]

And how exactly would you even be able to come close to Germany? Do you even know where Germany is?

Hmmm statements like that just make you look silly .. calm down, stop ranting.. and return to the light hearted thread, and tell us your plans .. if you have none, and you think its immposible .. wuppie for you .. go elsewhere.

[Saint Marcus]

McDonald's was beaten by Burger King though, and thats not American.

What country is Buger King from then?

What a great idea.... alpine submarines

my point exactly

[Saint Marcus]

Hmmm statements like that just make you look silly .. calm down, stop ranting.. and return to the light hearted thread, and tell us your plans .. if you have none, and you think its immposible .. wuppie for you .. go elsewhere.

Statement like that make me look silly? LOL. How old are you kid?

Ok, let me spell it out for you. You say you'll go after Germany first. So in other words, you'll have to pass Britain, move into the North Sea, make an amphibious landing in the small German north sea coast, and then move south to destroy Germany's production centres. During this time being heavily bombarded by all of Europe's airforces, and severaly outnumbered on every front. The American carries there in the north sea only carry F-14s and F-18s, while the European airforces have Typhoons, Rafales and Gripens, and in higher numbers as well. And how on earth will the US manage to ship enough forces to germany to defeat that country?

What a joke. Go back to school kid.

[Ecthy]

If they come for us... I'll be there

[Timexwatch]

Land in France. They'll surrender before our landing ships even leave the docks. After that, it'll be a cinch

[Rogan Josh]

Originally posted by Saint Marcus
What country is Bugger King from then?

Its British I think -- owned by Grand Met.

Oh, and its Burger King - not Bugger King

[The Viceroy]

Saint Marcus .

I think you have miss understood my term "Going after" .. I was just wanting to start the conversation off ..

I would use missiles !!!!! lots of them... I was not talking about an amphibious assault .. that would come after the UK fell .. (I kept the detail low to start the ball rolling)

Look, im not interested in name calling between us .. You were a little insulting/arragant, asking if I knew where Germany was .. instead, if you think something sounds unbelievable .. simply ask a person if they meant ... x,y,z .. rather than assuming your geography skills are superior .. no need to start slagging them off before they have even defended there reasoning.

[Saint Marcus]

Oh, and its Burger King - not Bugger King

To me it's bugger king.

[Pekka]

If i'd have to invade US, i'd try to allie with Canada, so we could use their land. But seriously I'd build a massive themeparks, they would be free of charge for soldiers one day. There would be lots of mcdonalds and stuff like that. They would blow up at the same time. Yep.

As for invading Europe, I'd just send the whole army and put up a fight like in ww2, but let Finland be alone, because they're nasty MFs.

[Rogan Josh]

Well if the US can invade Austria with submarines, I think it is only fair that the EU should be allowed to invade Colorado with subs too....

[Stefu]

Invading the US?

Three monkeys, three typewriters.

[Saint Marcus]

I would use missiles !!!!! lots of them

On Germany? Any idea of the size of Germany? Any idea how far the south of germany is from the sea? Any idea how many targets there are in Germany? You could never take on Germany with missiles alone, unless you use nukes.

Of course, you'd probably use subs to attack Munich

[Saint Marcus]

Attacking Germany with missiles alone, attacking Austria with subs.

Sounds like some people have been playing too much civ.

[catullus]

Don't stare too much at relative strength.
France and the low countries (supported by a large Brit force) were taken by Germany in a couple of weeks, a Germany with far fewer troops and inferior weapons. Germany then proceeded to take half the European part of Russia.
Germany had superior battle tactics and highly motivated soldiers backed by her citizens.

US take EU: Divide and conquer.
Use Hollywood, trade negotiations and local independence movements to weaken the bond between the nations. Secretely support terrorist groups, extremist parties. Try to start rebellions. Support these, however small they might be. At one point, offer either to help a national government with troops to quell evil rebels or to help a rebel group to stop the genocide against them by the evil state. Install puppet generals as presidents with US advisors by their side. Repeat.
Hey, that's what you did in South America!

EU take US: Isolate and strangle
Easier to break, I think, but far worse to control.
The US is already pretty isolated, no real friends left. Current US policy would be easy to exploit, point out that the US never respects UN resolutions, never signs human rights conventions, puts her own economic growth before the global environment any day. Use the US trade barriers against her, restrict trade with her, to enforce an economic slump. US' main strength is economy, her best weapon is growth. Even a global slump will hit the US more than any other nation. Ignore her. With luck, you'll have a Roman Empire-style implosion of power. See to it that you are there to support the new local authorities.

That said, I see no reason why either US or EU woul invade each other. Invasions of large landmasses are so old-fashioned. What would be the gain for your nation in holding another continent?

C.