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  • #91
    I like to look at girls who walk around half naked in public, but I don't want to do date them.

    [bods]
    cause they're sluts
    [/bods]

    well, sluts or not I still don't want to date them.
    Quod Me Nutrit Me Destruit

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    • #92
      Wow...

      I was walking way across campus today to drop some paper work off when I came upon this absolutely breathtaking girl, she was doing that thing girls do where they pull their hair up and run their fingers through it...i was walking behind her, and slowed my pace just so I could watch her as I walked...couldn't think of a DAMN thing to say, even though I eventually had the opportunity, having stopped at the cross walk with her...

      damn...damn damn damn





      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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      • #93
        You could've tried the "Nice shoes, wanna ****?" routine
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        • #94
          Originally posted by David Floyd
          You could've tried the "Nice shoes, wanna ****?" routine
          not my style

          oh, and to go along with the thread...she was wearing a long denim skirt and a white dress shirt. MUCH more beautiful than if she was wearing less, IMO, and even better as far as relationships go because they I know that I get to see more of what others can't
          "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
          You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

          "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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          • #95
            also ran into my ex-girlfriend, first time I've seen her in weeks, but I figured "eh, i'll be nice" and said hello to her with a smile...

            ...she SNUBBED me!

            well, to be fair, I got a smile...but no hello, no hi, no nothing. Oh well, i don't care.
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • #96
              I bet your porn collection sucks.
              The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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              • #97
                Porn sucks.
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                • #98
                  That's a bad thing?
                  The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                  • #99
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                    • #100
                      This is turning into a Counterglow thread. It's Friday night, and Bugsy's drinking.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                      • #101
                        Beer?
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                        • #102
                          L'ermitage Vins de Pays D'Oc 1999. Disgustingly good.
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • #103
                            Sounds disgustingly expensive too.
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                            • #104
                              Originally posted by David Floyd
                              Porn sucks.
                              But does it suck well?
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • #105
                                Only if you get the expensive kind.
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