Childhood misconseptions

[OldWarrior_42]

I didn't recognize the word "rendevous".

but I had no idea what it looked like written out.

You still don't.

I know... I'm an a ss.

[Zopperoni]

[Jack the Bodiless]

Before I learned about such things, I had a vague notion that the navel was involved in human reproduction. The penis had an obvious function (urination), but the navel didn't. And women carried babies "in their tummies". So maybe conception involved some sort of navel-to-navel contact.

[General Ludd]

There was someone with the same first name as me at my school, and I couldn't believe it - I was concvinced that is was a part of some sort of conspiracy and everyone was lying to me.


I also, for some unknown reason, thought tortellini was made of frog's legs.

[Tiamat]

When I went to the movies as a kid I used to think that the people that would get killed or fall from the buildings and die etc....I used to think they were the convicts from jail that were sentenced to die.

[Az]

I also had that stupid experience of wondering if the actors die in movies.

I felt so sorry for the actors , when I watched jaws... ...

damn amerikan movies.

[Buck Birdseed]

I thought "Armour" was an element. You know, "armoured cars", obviously made from the metal "armour".

[Caligastia]

When I was four I decided to help my Dad by filling the car up...from the nearby hose (water).

He couldnt yell at me though because he knew I was only trying to help.

[faded glory]

I used to think black and white movie's...that the world used to be black and white back then.


And I thought VCR tapes...umm, well. They actually where in a studio performing it for me.

[MrBaggins]

Originally posted by faded glory
I used to think black and white movie's...that the world used to be black and white back then.


And I thought VCR tapes...umm, well. They actually where in a studio performing it for me.

what about when you watched porn?

[Bosh]

I thought my best friend was psychic, he took advantage of this mercifully as in "no Dave we shouldn't dig big holes in the back yard when your mom isn't looking we should go play wiffle ball like I want since I'm psychic and I know that they'll collapse on us and we'll DIE."

[faded glory]

Originally posted by MrBaggins


what about when you watched porn?

i deny ever watching such filth...

[MrBaggins]

Originally posted by faded glory



i deny ever watching such filth...


*snippity snip snip*

2nd laugh out loud quote.

[Playa del Carmen]

Originally posted by OldWarrior_42
You still don't.

I know... I'm an a ss.

Ah, give me a break.

[Sandman]

Thinking Britain won WW1 and WW2 all by itself.

Getting Fife (a region in Scotland) confused with France.