Area Man Loses Shirt and Car Making Foolish Bets

[notyoueither]

I have followed the saga of the cat for a while now. Sorry to hear it end that way.

Cat's are better than many people. And some horses.

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by notyoueither
Cat's are better than many people. And some horses.

[Asher]

Sorry to hear about your cat.

Horsie, I should hope you're never invited to funerals these days.

[Alexander's Horse]

Don't ever go to an Australian funeral - people would seem incredibly callous to you. They crack all sorts of sick jokes.

[MattHiggs]

Australian's are civilsed enough to stage a funeral?.

[The Mad Monk]

Ever heard the song Tie Me Kangaroo Down?

It's all about a traditional Aussie funeral.

[Alexander's Horse]

*There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying,
and he gets himself up on one elbow,
and he turns to his mates,
who are gathered 'round him and he says: *


Watch me wallabys feed mate.
Watch me wallabys feed.
They're a dangerous breed mate.
So watch me wallabys feed.


Chorus:

All together now!
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.
Tie me kangaroo down sport,
tie me kangaroo down.


Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,
keep me cockatoo cool.
Don't go acting the fool, Curl,
just keep me cockatoo cool.

chorus.


Take me koala back, Jack,
take me koala back.
He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,
so take me koala back.

chorus.


Let me Abos go loose, Lou,
let me Abos go loose.
They're of no further use, Lou,
so let me Abos go loose.

chorus.

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.
Don't let him go running amok, Bill,
mind me platypus duck.

chorus.


Play your digeridoo, Blue,
play your digeridoo.
Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,
play your digerydoo.

chorus.


Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,
tan me hide when I'm dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,
And that's it hanging on the shed!