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  • #61
    Originally posted by LTEC!

    Excuse me, but the cat isn't dead yet.
    oh damn

    I'd be happy to euthanase it for you
    Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

    Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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    • #62
      where is your pic, Horse?

      I've just seen Tim Roth dying of a belly shot in Reservoir Dogs, so if you don't want the same thing happen to you, you'd better be quick and finding a decent one...

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      • #63
        Well I don't do cats, but I do a line in euthanasing rats
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • #64
          cats
          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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          • #65
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            • #66
              superfluous evil grin

              Well I suppose cats would be the same, just a bit bigger I'm going to practice on our cat
              Speaking of Erith:

              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              • #67
                The comments are rather unfunny considering we're rather attached to said cat.
                Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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                • #68
                  Sorry LTEC! but some of us find it hard to feeling anything but hatred for cats.

                  Would you like me to list all the childhood pets I had which were killed by the neighbourhood cats and the horrible way they died?
                  Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                  Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                  • #69
                    Our cat is just a sh*t. He won't have anything to do with me and I have lived with him for 3 years. Whenever I come near him, he runs a mile...very strange. The weird thing is that I get on brilliantly with other cats, no problem whatsoever.
                    Speaking of Erith:

                    "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                      Whenever I come near him, he runs a mile...very strange. The weird thing is that I get on brilliantly with other cats, no problem whatsoever.
                      Maybe your cat is just smarter than other cats...
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
                        Sorry LTEC! but some of us find it hard to feeling anything but hatred for cats.

                        Would you like me to list all the childhood pets I had which were killed by the neighbourhood cats and the horrible way they died?
                        1) Dingo - ripped to shreds by cat
                        2) Koala - eaten by cat
                        3) Kangaroo - bled to death after recieving vicious bites from the cat

                        Yup, that's about all of them
                        "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                        You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                        "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                          Whenever I come near him, he runs a mile...very strange.
                          I wouldn't call that strange at all
                          Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                          Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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                          • #73
                            Don't forget how nastily his pet kookaburrah and opossum died
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #74
                              : plays the Funeral Hymn on didgeridoo :
                              "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                              You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                              "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Provost Harrison
                                Don't forget how nastily his pet kookaburrah and opossum died
                                Kookaburras are a match for any cat - they eat poisonous snakes for Christ's sake and have the beak to prove it.

                                Same for possums (O'possums are American). Your average Australian possum has claws that can tear a cat to shreds.

                                But pet rabbits, birds, mice, lizards and guinea pigs I found were no match for your average neighbourhood tabby, which only kills for fun.
                                Any views I may express here are personal and certainly do not in any way reflect the views of my employer. Tis the rising of the moon..

                                Look, I just don't anymore, okay?

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