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  • #46
    ahh sweet Blisstonia

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Guynemer


      Why on Earth would I be sarcastic about that? Jesus (if he did exist) was, by all accounts, incredibly nice.
      He apparently wasn't too nice to his mother, nor his childhood friends. According the the Book of Thomas (a gospel omitted from the NT hundreds of years ago but apparently has just as much validity as any of the others) has a child Jesus smiting his friends with bears and playing childish pranks with his miraculous powers.

      But maybe he grew up!
      Tutto nel mondo è burla

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      • #48
        Re: Re: Really funny

        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


        Some of the more dangerous cults have you engage in sexual behavior, drugs, or other possibly harmful things.
        Wait...so you're telling me that I've been spending my Saturday nights as a cultist and didn't even know it?!
        Tutto nel mondo è burla

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        • #49
          Hey Diss, if you're still looking for a cult, now you can build your own!
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          • #50
            Originally posted by Boris Godunov


            He apparently wasn't too nice to his mother, nor his childhood friends. According the the Book of Thomas (a gospel omitted from the NT hundreds of years ago but apparently has just as much validity as any of the others) has a child Jesus smiting his friends with bears and playing childish pranks with his miraculous powers.

            But maybe he grew up!
            And where did you read this "Book of Thomas"?

            Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Tuberski
              And where did you read this "Book of Thomas"?
              I've heard it mentioned in a few places, but I've never read it. Why would I want to read Thomas if I haven't even read the other four?
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Tuberski


                And where did you read this "Book of Thomas"?

                My current roommate studied it in a theology class at Notre Dame (yes, taught by a priest). He brought a copy back for me to peruse.
                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                  playing childish pranks with his miraculous powers.
                  Who wouldn't?

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                  • #54
                    That make your own cult thing was almost good.

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                    • #55
                      It's one of the gnositc Gospels. There were at least twenty of them, but after the Council of Nicea, sixteen were banned and destroyed. The sixteen we know of were recently unearthed in Egypt, but only fragments survived.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        You are deluded.



                        Seriously, you aren't deep enough in it to experience the cultishness yet, apparently. When you first meet the Scientologists, they're all nice and stuff too, but after you're in . . .



                        "Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, LEADER!"
                        Believe me Chegitz, while there are small cults associated with the Urantia Book, this is not one of them. The majority of Urantia Book readers go to small, informal discussion groups. No rituals, no charismatic leaders, just open discussion about the book.

                        I have been going to the NYC discussion group for years now, and thats all it is, a discussion group. Questioning what is in the book is encouraged, no mind-control here.
                        ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                        ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                        • #57
                          Now recruiting new members.



                          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                          "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                          • #58
                            I wanna join a cult
                            You are a cult!

                            Damn typos
                            Speaking of Erith:

                            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                            • #59
                              Just for the sake of choice... See the cult of the Dolphin-God (me) at http://pub44.ezboard.com/ftymariafrm...icID=158.topic ... Too bad information on that cult is a bit scattered around...
                              This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                              • #60
                                Going after some babes, Diss?
                                "BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
                                Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
                                Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
                                Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1

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