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Notice how Caligasita and his Urantia cult are strangely absent from this thread.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by proffessor_ben
[. . .] some would say the only difference between a cult and a religion is numbers.
Furthermore, cults don't have to be based on religious beliefs. I was a member of two political cults. Synanon, Synthetics Anonymous, is a cult (okay, one of the twelve steps is to call upon a higher power, but this is still a secular cult, as the higher power doesn't have to be religious). There are psychiatric cults. There are UFO cults. There are cults of the state, such as under Hitler, Stalin, and Mao. There are business cults, like Amway. There are fan cults, like the Trekkies. And there is a grey area, the military, which uses cult-like methods of establishing conformaty (but in this case it's necessary in order to get humans to do something they don't naturally want to do, go into combat).
For the most part, cults are pretty harmless. You waste time with them, waste some money, but are no worse for the wear. Your friends and family think you're a little odd (but you really shouldn't be associating with them anyway). Some of the more dangerous cults have you engage in sexual behavior, drugs, or other possibly harmful things. Sometimes they off-themselves. For the most part, however, cults will not only let you leave if you want, they'll kick you out (a horrible punishment to someone in a cult, actually) if you begin deviating from group-thought.
When I left (was ostracized by) my communist cults, if felt horribly lost at first. But later I realized that they weren't healthy political organizations, just little groups centered around one person or another for his own personal aggrandisement. (Vince has spoken!) I'm not too upset about it. I got a good education, found out who I am and what I'm made of, did stuff that I'm really proud of. Just wish I stood up for myself more, but now I do, so that's water under the bridge.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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So?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Notice how Caligasita and his Urantia cult are strangely absent from this thread.
Thats funny. You think Im in a "Urantia Cult".
You dont have a clue about my involvement with the Urantia Book Chegitz, so dont make assumptions.
First I want to to give me a definition of a cult, then I want you to tell me why you think Im in one....people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty
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You're right, I don't have a clue about your involvement.
However, you keep pushing this cult's book on people, so . . . anyway, go back up, read my definition of a cult.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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You provided the URL.Go back to your Temple of the Lemur site and look down the page for Urantia.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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aaaahh since when do I push this on people? I only mention it when its relevant.
By your definition Im not in a cult. I go to a discussion group once in a while. No mind control, no robes, no rituals.Im sure you probably think Im deluded anyway.
...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty
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You are deluded.
Seriously, you aren't deep enough in it to experience the cultishness yet, apparently. When you first meet the Scientologists, they're all nice and stuff too, but after you're in . . .
"Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, LEADER!"Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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