I Have Lost My Job

[Wiglaf]

What about Cuba?

I'd like to stay within the damn country.

Tower:

if you think you're tough enough, get a job at UPS, they are ALWAYS hiring. the only problem is that you'll probably be working nights doing brutal work. but the pays pretty good, (7.50) and if you take an exam, you can get $8.50 an hour. plus, some UPS plants will pay for any summer school you want to take just be ready to give up any night life, night shift starts at 10:45pm and ends somewhere around 3am

I'll consider it, although sadly I do have a rather busy schedule from 10:45pm to 3 in the morning every day. And brutal work? Exactly what sort of serfdom do those brown-hatted bastard fiends at UPS doggedly impose on their workers nowadays?