Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Usually Insane]

BW, let me explain the ways of salemanship

first off all, well except the fact that you have to be man, you should allow the customer to believe he is always right, while overpricing him heavily

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Usually Insane
BW, let me explain the ways of salemanship

first off all, well except the fact that you have to be man, you should allow the customer to believe he is always right, while overpricing him heavily

*rolleyes* YAWNNNN
I appreciate your advice Sally Jessie Raphel..but weren't you cancelled????

HEY DS, do I look like a MAN TO YOU?

[Dr. Stiby]

HEY DS, do I look like a MAN TO YOU?

I'm pretty sure this has to do with my poor Spanish???

[Usually Insane]

continues

anyway, secondly, you have to interest the customer, like say for instance pictures of him togheter with bush

[Blackwidow24]

GAWD, will you two ladies stop babbling on about spanish and Bush......

*takes two shots*

What do you want to drink UI?? anything??? NO??

WELL LEAVE THEN!!!!

*bw is bitter towards Ui since he rejected her advances*

The story line thickens

[Usually Insane]

isn't it plot line? or story plot? anyway, it has large plot holes, and you can't send me away, I'm the bartender

for the third, while you are trying to sell your wares to the victi... customer, make sure you swipe anything of value of him.

[Blackwidow24]

You can't bartend unless I hire you and you are not hired..SO POOF BE GONE!!!! GrrrRRrrRRRRRRr
*takes two more shots*

[Caligastia]

Got any Brooklyn Brown in yet?

[Blackwidow24]

UI: AHUH I am the bartender

BW: FINE you wanna bartend????? BARTEND THEN..we have a customer

CA: Brooklyn Brown pleasee

UI: Uuuuu

BW*(grabs bottle of BB bends UI over and pops the top with his ASSS CRACK*


Slides beer to Calgastia


ONE BROOKLYN VERY BROWN COMING UP

[Usually Insane]

hey, I come with the coffeshop!

and you can't treat me like that, it isn't dignified

[Spec]

*Spec comes in with 2 cops*
Spec: Ok boys, arrest that girl. She's BW, the girl I told you about. Oh and there's CW, the bully who keeps breaking windows with my head!
*BW looks at Spec*
BW: What's that all about!
Spec: I told the cops that you brewed your own coffee! HAHAHA!! You know it's illegale here in...ummmm...apolyton city!
BW:I dont brew it myself! I buy it at Dunkin Donuts and heat it up for you guys!!
*CW looks inside his mug*
CW: That's why it tastes so wierd!
Police officer: And you Mister CW, is it true that you assaulted the gentleman over here?
CW: Nope
Spec: Liar!
CW:Nope
*Spec jumps on CW and starts to pound his fce in*
Spec: There you go! *bang**paf**pow**
*Police officer grabs Spec by the arms an hand cuffs him*
Spec: WTF!!!!
Police officer: Sir, you are under arrest for assault this peaceful gentlman here
Spec: WHAT?!?! Peaceful?! That's Bull****
Cw:
Spec: I'll kill you CW!! If it's the last thing I do!
Police officer: Well, in that case, we're takin you in for attempted murder too.
Spec: ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
CW:
BW:

[Caligastia]

*gags*

eeerrrm...you dont have it on tap do you?

[Usually Insane]

uhm, officer, could you arrest BW for mistreating her employees and not paying them for 12 pages

*ducks*

[MrFun]

*** Ties ColdWizard down after throwing away the bannana and then begins force-feeding ColdWizard strawberries. ***

[Blackwidow24]

UI you want to bartend..then do it but I am not paying you..unlesss you wanna be paid in kisses????


Fills a glass of BB on tap and slides it to CA

I am getting so tired of that Spec guy and his damn Puppet shows, that's it if it doesn't stop I am closing down OPEN MIKE for good!!!!