Apolyton Coffee Shop

[ColdWizard]

gee, dismember CW, like that hasn't already been done this page . can't you think of anything original?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by ColdWizard
gee, dismember CW, like that hasn't already been done this page . can't you think of anything original?

What can I say? Being around a dull person like you just saps the creativity that I normally possess.

[Blackwidow24]

Originally posted by Spectator
Blackwindow,



Are you really? I think you aren't.


So now, you gonna kick my ass?


Spec.

Grabs Spec by his leopard spotted g STRINGS AND TWIRLS HIM ABOVE HER HEAD. His undies become so thin they snap at the tensionof his crack. His crack bleeds all over CW's dismembered body who can't move right away. and then BW does a half nelson on him.

SPEC: AHHHHHHHH

\BW: Yeah i use to wrestle too..It's called KICK your ASSSS STYLE!!!!!!

[Spec]

"But then Spec gets up, smiles at BW and she melts right away into his arms"

Spec: Now now BW, I know you want me and my undies but please, we're in a public place.
BW: Oh well, then please please please come to my place and satisfy my needs!!!
Spec: Ok, maybe that can be arranged. It's depends on how good your eggs are in the morning. You know, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.

"So BW was so happy she called a cab right away and went home with Spec to get jiggy with it. Then she slept for a week, she needed the rest."


Spec.

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by MrFun
What can I say? Being around a dull person like you just saps the creativity that I normally possess.

cool, my plan is working

[Blackwidow24]

*taps Spec on the back as he sits in the corner making kissy noises and babbling about living happily ever after*


BW: I do believe that wedgie made you delirious... TIA..get this man a drink

TIA: Chunks a beer at Spec

[Spec]

"Then Spec gets he's beer, smiles at BW and she melts right away into his arms"

Spec: Now now BW, I know you want me and my undies but please, there's no need to get me drunk
BW: Oh then does that meanthat your are going to come to my place and satisfy my needs even if you're not drunk?!
Spec: Well, that can be arranged. It's depends on how good your eggs are in the morning. You know, I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.

"So BW was so happy she called a cab right away and went home with Spec to get jiggy with it. Then she slept for a week, she needed the rest."


Spec.

[Blackwidow24]

Looks at CW..and then back at Spec :HAHAHAHAHA


Okay he is OUT THERE...*takes two shots*

[Spec]

Come on BW, dont deny your feelings for lust towards me, it not good for you. And besides, I'm used to it.

Spec.

[Blackwidow24]

hey I got an Idea Spec......

Why don't you SHUT YOUR MAN PLEASER?????



CW: Oh crap you made her mad SPEC

Spec; but..but..but..

MF: you idiots, Quick get me a can of strawberries and a cork screw

[Tiamat]

Want me to chunk more then a beer at him Blackie??

**tia revs up baseball bat**

can I...well.....well.....PLEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE !!

[Blackwidow24]

GO FOR IT TIA

[ColdWizard]

i think i'll go and spam the civ3 forum now, it'll be safer there

[Spec]

Spec: Man BW has no patience with herself what so ever! She really doesn't take the truth very well....
CW: I know man, it's un beleivable!
BW:That's not what makes me mad guys, it's the fact that I wanted Spec. for years and I just learned I could've had him a long time a ago! And I dont even need to get him drunk! Can y'all realize all the time I wasted!!
Spec.: Dont worry BW, we still got a lot of time before your beauty fades! (OMG this one is heavy)
BW: Oh Spec, you're my hero!!
Spec.: I know

[Tiamat]

**WWHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM**

**slams baseball bat down on Specs head**

That should knock a little sense into you!

If not........can you say chestnuts roasting on an open fire???

Grab your balls boys!