Apolyton Coffee Shop

[Blackwidow24]

BW: geez this guy is crazy

SPEC: mummble mummble..drool...I love you Blackwidow..yumm yummmmmmm,,abba dabba..eek eekk...yom kippor.....



TIA:
BW:

Spec: Let us do like the bunnies Blackwidow and HUMP...YEAH..I am like a horny little dog..let me hump your leggg

BW: errrr NO

COLD WIZARD get him outta here

[ColdWizard]

damn, that civ3 forum is boring. almost as bad as Spec

*throws Spec out the window*

[Blackwidow24]

Thanks what can zI get you to drink CW..On the house???

Let me make it a surprise

BW: mixes a SEX MAIDEN HALF TWIST..with a dash of love potion

*thinks to self* Hmmm CW would be an EXCELLENT LOVE SLAVE!!!!


*serves him drink*
Taste it

[Spec]

CW: I cant make him leave after everything you said to me about Spec.!!! You told me he was the guy for you and if you didn't help yourself you'd just lock your self up in a room with him! And now because Tia is here and you dont want her to know you want ME to make him leave! I dont think so!
Tia: What was that BW?
BW: Well, I didn't want you to know cuz I know you have the hots for him too, so I didn't want it to get between our friendship.
"Tia grabs BW by the hair and throws her against the wall"
CW: Yay yay yay!! Girl Fight!!!
Spec.: Come on girls! There's enough Spec. here for both of you.
Tia: Oh Spec, you are so generous!!
Spec: I know
BW: Yea Spec, you really are the best.
Spec: Please girls, I can only take so many compliments
Tia: But you ARE!
Spec: Ya well, it comes with being me.



"I hope y'all know I'm joking here, y'all seem to take me to seriously"

[Blackwidow24]

Tia and BW watch Spec's little puppet show.
BW: of course we know you are kidding

Tia: yeah

BW: We wouldn't take you serious even if you had a huge pole stuffed up your asss and you were yelling for help and mercy
*shoves huge pole up Spectator's Asssss*

SPEC:

[Spec]

Spec: Wow!! So that's what it feels like! Try this BW I think you'll like it.

"Spec shoves the pole up BW's ass"
BW: I'm pleasantly surprised!
Spec: You are??
BW: Yea, you've got a better aim then I thought
Spec: Oh! hehehe........

[Kassiopeia]

*finds a deck of cards, starts shuffling them*

Anyone care for a game of Fizzbin?

[ColdWizard]

*throws Spec out the window*
that's fun

*offers Tia a free drink*

*sits in the corner to read The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy*

[Tiamat]

Alright.......alright!! Ewwwwww **wipes slimy lubricant off hands**

That is quite enough ass shoving for one day!

Thanks! I'll take you up on that offer.

**shouts out** 42 sorry got carried away don't want to give away the ending to the book.

[Shadowstrike]

*is hit by Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Hey! Keep it down over there!

[ColdWizard]

*hands Tia the drink BW made*
here you go

*drags Spec back inside*

*throws Spec through the window*

*resumes reading*

[Kassiopeia]

Originally posted by Shadowstrike
*is hit by Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*

Was that from the old stock I made to the infinitely large store room some months ago in a Coffee Shop thread long lost?

[Sirotnikov]

*highly intelligent shade of blue strolls into the coffee shop*

Shadowstrike: Hi Siro! Nice blue sweater.

Siro: Yeah, it's kashmir.

shadow: Really? Wow. Can I touch it?

Siro *stunned* : no.... go away.

shadow: come on, pleeeaase. I want to feel it's soft texture rubbing against me.

Siro: ....no.

* siro throws spectator out the window *

Siro: hey, this is fun!

* CW quickly picks up siro and throws him out the window with such might that he bounces on the parchment down the street *

CW: Go pick on someone of your own seniority!

spectator (having just walked in again) : gee, thanks man

CW: who told you you could come back?

* CW throws spectator out the window *


(kudos spec - it ain't easy being green )

[ColdWizard]

nah, i wouldn't throw you out, Siro, you're a king and you registered the same time as me and IIRC, you've got a bigger postcount (not that i care about such things )

besides, we can take turns throwing Spec out, i'm not selfish

[Spec]

*Spec gets back in the cafe wondering:*
-Why do I keep getting thrown out? And why is there always a window there? Isn't it supposed to break? This is starting to hurt?
I guess I'll go ask CW.
*Spec takes CW's book and slaps him behind the head with it*
Spec: YO! CW! You gotta a prob dude!!
*CW throws Spec threw the window and picks up his book*
*Spec wonders why there was still glass there and comes back in*
Spec: YO! CW! What's up with you and that window?!
*CW throws Spec out the window*
Spec: I'm tired of this sh|t, I'm gonna get my self some skillz!
*So Spec moves to china for 6 months to learn Kung Fu from the widely known Master Fong wong Nguyen Chinsin phat.*

****6 months later****

*Spec comes back to the apolyton cafe and finds CW*
Spec: YO! CW! You gotta problem?!
CW: Do I know you?
Spec: Yea man! I'm the guy you use as a window breaker! And now that guy is mad!
CW: Oh! I see......pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Spec: What! You makin fun of me?!
CW: Yea
Spec: Why? Aren't you suposed to try and throw me out the window?
CW: No, I dont do that no more, I got bored with it.
Spec: WHAT!?!? You mean to tell me I spend 6 months and 5000$ to learn conter attacks for nothing!! Now get off your ass and throw me out the freakin window!!
CW: No.
*Spec turns around in despair*
*CW takes Spectator and throws him out the window*

*****Spectator tried and failed badly so the lesson is; Never try.
-Homer Simpson