Why would anyone be a nerd?

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Blackwidow24
Its okay to have a HUGE hard on as long as thats not ALLLLL you talk about..and well around me..how could you resist

This thread might be getting a little too kinky for my taste.

I am outta here!!

[Caesar the Great]

i'm sure any girl would get tired of a guy who is always extremely shy and always agrees to everything you say never seems to have an opinion etc... sure a lot of people open up more when you become close but if they don't i couldn't imagine a more boring relationship....

i guess i could definitely be considered a nerd but i'm definitely one of the most spontaneous persons i know... (just today i brought up the growing infertility of racoons in english!)

i think i was trying to prove a point but i got lost in my own thoughts and the simpsons are on soon so i gotta go anyway...

[Caesar the Great]

oh yeah and 2 thumbs up for kinkyness!! and 1...

[Faboba]

Originally posted by Caesar the Great
(just today i brought up the growing infertility of racoons in english!)

That's just to do with their socio-evolution. Racoons will have a more complicted social structure than France before the next millenium.

[Caesar the Great]

Originally posted by Faboba


That's just to do with their socio-evolution. Racoons will have a more complicted social structure than France before the next millenium.

and they didn't understand it! i could have sworn it was a well known fact

[Seneca]

Pfff!

I direct my avoidably pungent odour at all those who claim to be nerds, yet have perfectly adequate social skills!

[Faboba]

So poor social skills make one a nerd? But Speer is socially retarded. Does that mean he's a ned. Is that the one great irony.

Besides. No one answered the most important question. Why WOULD someone be Albert Speer?

[Dr Strangelove]

OK, I confess. I wear my shirt tales tucked in. Now here's something even worse: I have a pocket protector and I use it! Why? Because I write up 30+ charts/day, my pen is in and out of my pocket continuously, I don't have time to check to see if the point is retracted every time I put it back in, I have about a dozen pens in my pocket because I can't afforg the time to run back and forth looking for a new pen every time one runs out of ink, and I also have an EKG protractor, a ruler, and a penlight in my pocket, so that's a lot of weight in a shirt pocket and the pocket protector provides extra support so that I don't have to keep buying new shirts which would require increasing my fees.


That's Why.


So remember Mr Cool Hand Luke, the next time you're out running around in your Big Green Pleasure Machine, and you've got your shirt tails flapping in the wind, and the shirt tail hits you in the eye, and you don't see that truck coming at you, and you wind up wearing the imprint of a White Truck grill on your face; the guy doing your neurosurgery IS A NERD!!!!!! AH HA HA HA!!!!

[Tiamat]

Albert ~ I've said this to you before and I will say it again. Be yourself. Stop trying so hard to impress people. Girls will like you for who you are not what you are trying to be.

If you're a nerd then be one, if your not then be what you are.

Caesar ~ you can still be a nerd and spontainious as well. Just because you posses nerd qualities doesn't mean you can't have fun. It just means you have fun in a nerdy type of way!

Nerds will always be the ones with the good jobs and job security. At some point this will become important in a womans life. She will want her mate to be able to be a good provider as well as a good mate for her. As I said earlier, nerds tend to have big hearts, decent morals, and a good respect for women. That's something that makes a man totally irresistable to a woman!

[Shi Huangdi]

Bumping this so AS can see my advice......

[Shi Huangdi]

Comeon AS, people have flamed you. You're not one to just be unmanly and walk away are you?

[Al B. Sure!]

BD:

Ha... I've been flamed here for literally years... i say **** it. i dont give a damn. not like i know these people in real life.


thanks for your support though i guess

[Shi Huangdi]

See, this is why we don't like you. You bitch and moan about your problems, and then ignore all the advice you get. And that's why you are Fucked up and will continue to be that way.

[Shi Huangdi]

AS, go to javachat..........

[Al B. Sure!]

what are you talking about, bd? I mean thanks for the advice but i dont know how to apply that. and obviously, you dont know me so you dont know how i behave day-to-day so your advice might not be right for me. i thank you for taking the time to come up with it and sharing it with me and i read it over a few times.


thanks