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Can I drink your blood?
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Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a ***** -
don't want anything else to drink, but don't change outta that outfit you're wearing at the moment.....
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No wait, then I'd get all kinds of STD's. Never mind. I'll just stare at you.Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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Alright VEL i won't change just yet..
*BW bends over to grab a fresh pint of blood from the freezer...RRRIIIIPPPPPPPP
out pop her HUGEEEEE *
VEL: AHHHHHHH
VM: Were's my blood ya diggidy ho bait?
BW:*runs to the ladies room to cover up*The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Be my valentine!Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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Looks like true love blooming there.I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkGComment
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I got one!
"Your Mama's like the city bus, men geeting on and off her all day"Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Your mother makes a rather milky cup of tea.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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comes out of the ladies room in regular spider attire.
Okay here's your blood vm...
VM: MMMMmm thanks BEOTCH
BW: You're welcome..freshly sqeezed from the ladies trash can of dirty pads....The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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I have a confession. I am in reality Kaak. I was just having fun with you BW.Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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RIIIGGGHHTT you seem like a good ol christian boy!!!The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Your mother once had sexual relations with a man from the West Midlands.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kindsComment
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MING WE HAVE DL..get rid of him NOW..he confessedThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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I am a good boy.Originally posted by Blackwidow24
RIIIGGGHHTT you seem like a good ol christian boy!!!Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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okay mike..give it up..Originally posted by MikeH
Your mother once had sexual relations with a man from the West Midlands.
How bout.
YO MAMA SO FAT
SHE JUMPED UP IN THE AIR AND
GOT STUCKThe only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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