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**looks at Cw's dance**
Shake your whammy fanny for me.......OOOOoooooo baby you are going to have to do better then that!
Shake your whammy fanny for me.......OOOOoooooo baby you are going to have to do better then that!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
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GLUG..GLUG
AHHHHHH...
BW:Thanks your the best..now I wanna talk some smack..
you know what I heard about KAAK??
And then he was like and I was like WHATEVER..THANK GOD THAT AIN'T YOUR BABYS DADDY!!!
Give me a Mexican MArtini on the rocks with an olive on the side and margarita salt!!!
*smacks CW on his butt as he monkey dances by*The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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*considers possible danger of entering shop inhabited by five-headed dragon, dangewrous man-eating spider, an archmage, and a guy who sounds like some kind of fish-eating dinosaur...*
*checks handle*
*enters*
Jellyade please
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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Just got my monthly paycheck, ready to blow it away in one evening.
a Vodkas for me.
A free drink for everyone in the house.
And a $500 tip for BW if she'll give us a striptease.
Quod Me Nutrit Me DestruitComment
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BW Begins her dance of disorientation
DUM DA DA DUM DA DA.Tia puts the sleaziest records she can find what sounds like 70s porno flicks
BW begins with her patton leather boots....
ZIIIIIPP...ZIIIPPPP
The smell hits the crowd instantly
VEL: DURRRR *drool*
CW: AHHHHHKKKKKK
Kaak: GOSH DARN THIS COTTON POLY BLEND
IW: SLAMS DRINK *
sniffs air..yet finds the smell rather lovely
SM: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....Here's 1000.00 put your boots back on
The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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*gets out handy garlic bomb*
*lobs at podium*
Much better
Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, FiraxisComment
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My shop rules!Mother ****ing goddamn ass chewing, **** sucking son of a *****Comment
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one orange soda, please"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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i was wondering how long it'd take for Venom to show. took longer than i expectedComment
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BW grabs venom and Gives him an ATOMIC WEDGIE..
MY VENOM..MY VENOM....
Grabs Orange Soda from CW..Here Orange I dunno where Tia went..
The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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*covers the floor with a thick layer of ice*Comment
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so what's the drinking age here? i mean, here's my fake id, i mean, my authentic id. Gimme a guinness. and pour it right damn it! it better not be one of those new cans
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HTOWER
There's some good new and bad news.
The good news is that you look nothing like your fake ID\
The bad news is because it's fake your Guiness will be mostly HED!!!
NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!The only reason I was gone for so long was because I hate you people!!!Comment
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Re: HTOWER
Yes maamOriginally posted by Blackwidow24
NOW DRINK IT YOU UNDERAGED LUSH!!!
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Re: Re: HTOWER
sissyOriginally posted by H Tower
Yes maam
*throws BW's boots out the window*Comment
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