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  • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
    Has anybody else seen the hand-powered portable desalination pump somebody invented for inclusion on lifeboats? Really neat principle, involving the motion of salt ions through a static magnetic field.
    That sounds interesting. That also means everybody'd get big arms
    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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    • In conjunction with the lack of women, of course.
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • Argh, you beat me to it.
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • One word...err...smilie

          12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
          Stadtluft Macht Frei
          Killing it is the new killing it
          Ultima Ratio Regum

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          • Well, not for us KH. We'll be bringing along our girlfriends...remember

            Just be sure to get them to sign up for Apolyton, or they might not be able to come
            "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
            You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

            "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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            • Yeah...christ, on a tropical island with nothing to do but **** she'd probably tire me out.
              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
              Stadtluft Macht Frei
              Killing it is the new killing it
              Ultima Ratio Regum

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              • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                Yeah...christ, on a tropical island with nothing to do but **** she'd probably tire me out.
                Somehow I doubt it
                "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                • Ummm...I should probably stop now since this is public and all, but don't be so sure...
                  12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                  Stadtluft Macht Frei
                  Killing it is the new killing it
                  Ultima Ratio Regum

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                  • I'd kick back under a palm tree and read a copy of "Lord of the Flies."

                    CYBERAmazon
                    "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                    "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                    • Originally posted by CYBERAmazon
                      I'd kick back under a palm tree and read a copy of "Lord of the Flies."

                      CYBERAmazon
                      Don't get any ideas, Piggy
                      "Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
                      You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez

                      "I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran Siddiqui

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                      • we need a national anthem..this should be it

                        Island in the SUn by Weezer

                        When you’re on a holiday
                        You can’t find the words to say
                        All the things that come to you
                        And I wanna feel it too

                        On an island in the sun
                        We’ll be playin and havin fun
                        And it makes me feel so fine I can’t control my brain

                        When you’re on a golden sea
                        You don’t need no memory
                        Just a place to call your own
                        As we drift into the zone

                        On an island in the sun
                        We’ll be playin and havin fun
                        And it makes me feel so fine I can’t control my brain

                        We’ll run away together
                        We’ll spend some time forever
                        We’ll never feel bad anymore


                        On an island in the sun
                        We’ll be playin and havin fun
                        And it makes me feel so fine I can’t control my brain

                        We’ll run away together
                        We’ll spend some time forever
                        We’ll never feel bad anymore
                        "Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy

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                        • I'd build a boat, lay in provisions, and sail away.
                          When all else fails, blame brown people. | Hire a teen, while they still know it all. | Trump-Palin 2016. "You're fired." "I quit."

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                          • Originally posted by orange


                            Don't get any ideas, Piggy
                            Mwhahahhahahaahahah!!! I have the power of FIRE!!! I can also focus the sunlight into deadly laser beams to use against my foes!!! I'm Ralphie's best buddy. **LOL**

                            MtG ... you're no FUN!!!

                            CYBERAmazon
                            "I may not agree with what you have to say, but I'll die defending your right to say it." — Voltaire

                            "Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." — Confucius

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                            • Don't worry; I replaced the water in his canteens with salt water. He'll be back...or maybe not.
                              12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                              Stadtluft Macht Frei
                              Killing it is the new killing it
                              Ultima Ratio Regum

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                              • I'd find a stick of just the right length, sharpen it to a razor's edge, and finely hone the point. Then I'd force it through my heart.
                                Everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.

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