The Apolyton Island

[orange]

Originally posted by DinoDoc
Has she got a hold of a mechanical device to get her where she needs to go?

Sure, vibrators and dildos are relatively cheap in the Sydney area.

[Alexander's Horse]

Careful kiddies - I'm the only one whose allowed to make Mrs Horse jokes

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Mrs Horse doesn't ride me much these days

I'd offer advice

but I have never been in that sort of position

maybe you should do some wooing again, or do something crazy you have never done before

Jon Miller

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Careful kiddies - I'm the only one whose allowed to make Mrs Horse jokes

yah I remember, we aren't allowed to attack posters families

sorry if I did so

Jojn Miller

[Alexander's Horse]

Or maybe I'm just joking eh Jon

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Alexander's Horse
Or maybe I'm just joking eh Jon

yah I figured you were

but online I always figure that it is safer and funnier to take people seriously

remember, I take EVC seriously

and it is hilarious

Jon Miller

[orange]

Don't worry Jon, Horse can dish it out and take it

I laughed really hard when I saw this...

Mrs Horse doesn't ride me much these days

Nearly spit out my water

[Alexander's Horse]

Originally posted by Jon Miller


I'd offer advice

but I have never been in that sort of position


Jon Miller

I thought that was funny

[Comrade Tribune]

I wonder why no one mentioned the obvious, yet: The island would clearly be a smallish SMAC.

With 90% of us very ideology-minded, we would have SMAC-like factions from the first minute, and each would found a mini-colony of its own.

And then they would start preparing for war.

[orange]

Originally posted by Comrade Tribune
I wonder why no one mentioned the obvious, yet: The island would clearly be a smallish SMAC.

With 90% of us very ideology-minded, we would have SMAC-like factions from the first minute, and each would found a mini-colony of its own.

And then they would start preparing for war.

I disagree. I think even the most staunch conservative like DinoDoc would agree that the best thing to begin with would be to get organized into a commune. Sure, eventually when things are more established, you get into different issues. But I wouldn't say the splintering would occur from the start.

[Comrade Tribune]

Not so sure. Remember, it´s a very well supplied island. A colony of only 50 or 100 would be quite viable, and there are hundreds of us...

Post your strats for the Apolyton Civil War here!

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by orange
I think even the most staunch conservative like DinoDoc would agree that the best thing to begin with would be to get organized into a commune.

That state of affairs would only last until one side our the other could acquire the services of MtG as military advisor and after that you can look at the Spanish Civil war as an example of what will happen to che's socialist state.

Always remember the power of the Apolyton Evil Capitalist Conservatives Party. We can afford to pay for the very best.

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Comrade Tribune
I wonder why no one mentioned the obvious, yet: The island would clearly be a smallish SMAC.

With 90% of us very ideology-minded, we would have SMAC-like factions from the first minute, and each would found a mini-colony of its own.

And then they would start preparing for war.

Well, I'm going into whatever faction Velocyrix is leading.
If we are all going to go to war, I want to be in the faction that survives

And I'm bringing my SO too. For myself only

[Imran Siddiqui]

Hell, you'd start off as a democratic commune, but at that first meeting, you'd have a leader (President) and some sort of Democratic governance (legislature), but the 'true' democratic commune would end there as the Republic sets up shop and the rule of law rather than the rule of mob is set up.

[Immortal Wombat]

[joke 90% of posters wont get]

I'll join Locutus' faction, he'll just re-write the rules

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