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  • #76
    Self-interest != selfishness

    Saying they are equal is like saying anger = hate. One is an extreme, distorted version of the other.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • #77
      One of bush's moments, is this a guy you would want as president?
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      I am not delusional! Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go dance with the purple wombat who's playing show-tunes in my coffee cup!
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      • #78
        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
        It's part of that Counterglow game, where you post a question or comment to see if you can get someone to reply, they you call "110/0!" or something like that, unless someone immediately calls "own goal!"
        I have tried several times to parse this sentence, and I have failed miserably.
        "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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        • #79
          Originally posted by Broken_Erika
          One of bush's moments, is this a guy you would want as president?
          It's not really up for debate anymore.

          Originally posted by Jaguar
          I have tried several times to parse this sentence, and I have failed miserably.
          There's this game on Counterglow. It's called 100/10 or 100/0 or something like that.

          Person 1 asks a question or makes a comment.

          If Person 2 responds seriously, Person one calls out "100/10" or 100/0, something like that, and wins.

          If person two calls, "own goal" then person 2 wins.

          No, it doesn't make any sense.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #80
            OK, now your explanation makes sense, but the game doesn't. Before, neither one did.
            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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            • #81
              Got draft?

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Jaguar
                OK, now your explanation makes sense, but the game doesn't. Before, neither one did.
                That's 'cause you asked a commie. The game makes perfect sense to anyone but che and selfbiased.
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                • #83
                  It all makes sense now!
                  "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Ted Striker
                    .
                    That poll just goes to show that liberals overwhelmingly watch CNN.
                    HAVE A DAY.
                    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
                    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
                    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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                    • #85
                      It's really simple, Jaguar.

                      You set a trap. You know Ted is active and somewhere nearby. You post a picture of a beautiful girl and ask if she is attractive. When Ted, or anyone else, says they'd hit it, you respond with hundred-nil. They fell for the obvious and gave the perfectly predictable response.

                      You set up the hundred-nil by posting something with the expectation of the blindilngly obvious response that would follow it.

                      'What was the capital of the United States?'

                      Washington.

                      'Hundred-nil!'

                      Own goal is the defence against hundred-nil. When you see the question with the blindingly obvious answer, you defeat the hunter by responding 'own goal!' thus redirecting the attack into your oppo's net.

                      Simple, eh?
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                      • #86
                        I'd hit it.
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #87
                          "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                          Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by notyoueither
                            It's really simple, Jaguar.

                            You set a trap. You know Ted is active and somewhere nearby. You post a picture of a beautiful girl and ask if she is attractive. When Ted, or anyone else, says they'd hit it, you respond with hundred-nil. They fell for the obvious and gave the perfectly predictable response.

                            You set up the hundred-nil by posting something with the expectation of the blindilngly obvious response that would follow it.

                            'What was the capital of the United States?'

                            Washington.

                            'Hundred-nil!'

                            Own goal is the defence against hundred-nil. When you see the question with the blindingly obvious answer, you defeat the hunter by responding 'own goal!' thus redirecting the attack into your oppo's net.

                            Simple, eh?
                            But if "Own Goal!" is a customary response to posts like that, then Own Goal should cause a hundred nil
                            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Broken_Erika
                              One of bush's moments, is this a guy you would want as president?
                              Are you saying you would never do that?
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                              • #90
                                Own goal!
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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