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  • I never knew..I always thought you as the whitest person after Conan O'Brien.. I thought you'd be either having Russian blood but born American, or other eastern Euro blood in you. ANd now you tell me you're a hairy paisan? Not a bad thing, not at all. I just never thought you would be. Italian American communist with a drunk redneck santa on his avatar. That's awesome.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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    • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Fah!
      Spoken like a true, self-hating Sicilian.

      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • I wish I had a real education before I started having sex. I had to learn the hard way how do everything right



        Also,

        For the morning-after pill, it's saved my ass recently. It's the last line of contraception for some of us unlucky guys...
        If you look around and think everyone else is an *******, you're the *******.

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        • The research on this study was impeccable, by the way. U of T...


          U of T

          BTW 85% of Greek philosophers studied by Agathon lift shirts (or togas in their case).
          Only feebs vote.

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          • It's fine to urge people to obstain until marriage but most people won't so we need some sort of education which teaches young people about pragnancy, periods, proper use of birth control, and disease prevention. Refusing to do that is like closing your eyes and pretending problems don't exist.
            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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            • Originally posted by Wycoff


              WHAT??? I started when I was 12, and I was religious! You must have been a very gullible kid. I feel sorry for you.
              my sex drive didn't even kick in until I was 16. Plus I never knew how to masturbate, so I never did.

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              • They should teach that bumsex can't get you pregnant.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • Originally posted by Pekka
                  I never knew..I always thought you as the whitest person after Conan O'Brien..


                  I'm not that white, but I am pretty white. I'm a standard Amerian mutt, 3rd gen Italian-American, mixed with a lot of other stuff.

                  I thought you'd be either having Russian blood but born American, or other eastern Euro blood in you.


                  Interestingly, Eastern European is about the only Euro blood I don't have. Heck, I even have Viking blood if one goes back far enough. My Viking ancestors were Normans who conquered Normandy, then invaded England, and subsequently Ireland.

                  ANd now you tell me you're a hairy paisan?


                  Sadly no. I always wnated to grow up to be hair like my dad. My arms, ass and legs are hairy, but that's it.

                  Italian American communist with a drunk redneck santa on his avatar. That's awesome.


                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • Originally posted by MikeH
                    They should teach that bumsex can't get you pregnant.
                    That's what the Cathars did. It's where you get the word bugger, too. The Cathar sect caught on in the Balkans, and the English confused that with the Bulgarians. The French fword for Bulgarian was Bourgar, which was corrupted to bugger.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • I am aware of that.
                      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                      We've got both kinds

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                      • Originally posted by Dissident

                        I never knew how to masturbate, so I never did.
                        I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka

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                        • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                          Hell, they scared me into not even masturbating till I was 17. So many missed orgasms.
                          You must have had nuts like bowling balls. When you hit 17 I bet you did a passable imitation of "Old Faithful".
                          The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                          • Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


                            You must have had nuts like bowling balls. When you hit 17 I bet you did a passable imitation of "Old Faithful".
                            I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - Pekka

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                            • Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp


                              You must have had nuts like bowling balls. When you hit 17 I bet you did a passable imitation of "Old Faithful".
                              urgh.NSFW

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                              • BTW, the debunking begins...

                                Sullivan is actually turning out to be a useful source of information today. Who would've thunk it?


                                No, he doesn't.

                                I'll think about that, but in the meantime, contrary to his unsubstantiated belief that there's no connection between abortion and suicide, recent medical studies about the psychological aftermath of induced abortion in the British Medical Journal and the Canadian Medical Association Journal show higher rates of clinical depression and psychiatric hospitalization after abortion. Most on point, an August 2002 study in the Southern Medical Journal--the complete article is available at that link--looked at California Medicaid records for 173,279 women who had an induced abortion or a delivery in 1989 and linked them to death certificates for 1989 to 1997. Compared with women who delivered, those who aborted had a significantly higher age-adjusted risk of death from suicide. "Significantly higher" means 254% higher.


                                This is idiotic. If someone has an abortion, that implies that they would be less likely to be able to cope with a kid, thus much more likely to committ suicide than people who deliver if she were to deliver. Having an abortion could be severly depressing, but so could having a kid when you're unable to care for him/her. This 254% figure is practically meaningless.
                                "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way. "
                                -Bokonon

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