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    Dear IE, I'm leaving you for good

    By Robert Vamosi
    Senior editor, CNET Reviews
    November 12, 2004

    Dear Internet Explorer:

    It's over. Our relationship just hasn't been working for a while, and now, this is it. I'm leaving you for another browser.

    I know this isn't a good time--you're down with yet another virus. I do hope you feel better soon--really, I do--but I, too, have to move on with my life. Fact is, in the entire time I've known you, you seem to always have a virus or an occasional worm. You should really see a doctor.

    That said, I just can't continue with this relationship any longer. I know you say you'll fix things, that next time it'll go better--but that's what you said the last time--and the time before that. Each time I believed you.

    Well, not any longer.

    You cheater!
    The truth is there's nothing more you can say to make things better. I know about your secret marriage to Windows. You say you two are not seeing each other anymore, but I just don't believe it. You say you can live without Windows, and I've heard that Windows can live without you, but I know that's simply not true.

    What about HTML e-mail in Outlook? Every time there's a new letter in the Inbox, you rush over to help Windows render it. And what about HTML within Word? There you go again. And don't get me started with those late nights you've spent rendering thumbnail images in Windows Explorer. You're all over Windows and, what, you just expect me to turn a blind eye?

    You're no longer fit
    For another thing, you've gone and gotten all lazy and out of shape on me. When was the last time you picked up a new feature? Two years ago? Three? While you rest on your laurels, while you spend your days slapping patches on the various flaws that seem to pour out as though your source code were a colander, the Internet has changed. A lot.

    Last Christmas, I gave you a free RSS reader, Pluck, and you seemed to like it, with new feeds popping up from time to time keeping you fun and relevant. It gave me reason to think maybe you and I could work things out. But, in the end, it just wasn't a true fit; it wasn't really a part of you.

    When I mentioned wanting to view more than one Web page at a time, you just laughed, said it couldn't be done. Well, I knew that wasn't true. Opera, Netscape, and now Firefox, they can all do it. You simply don't want to discuss change.

    And when you do, it's only because of someone else. A certain someone else: Windows. Don't deny it. You didn't think twice when Windows XP SP2 offered you its shiny new pop-up blocker. Or gave you new firewall protection. I know Windows has promised to block buffer overflows, too--but I'll believe it when I see it.

    Yet what have you done for me lately? I don't want to keep upgrading my operating system just to keep you around. Talk about baggage.

    This is it
    I know, I've tried breaking up before, and I've always come back, but that's because I couldn't find the right browser to move on with. I want an independent browser, one that stands on its own without a codependent operating system. What I want is a browser that's strong and secure, one that handles the latest content and won't crash. I want transparency. I want code that actually means something.

    I have found just that.

    With Mozilla Firefox, at least I know where I stand. The code is open source, built from the ground up, clean--not recycled. No more hidden agendas. At least when there's a flaw in Firefox, this browser alerts me on its toolbar. It doesn't try to hide its mistakes, waiting until the second Tuesday of the month to offer me a patch for some flaw that's been out there for six months already.

    I can take my Firefox to my Mac and Linux friends, and everyone gets along just fine. You barely even talk to Macs anymore, and you always seem to walk out of the room whenever Linux stops by. Why? What are you afraid of? Honestly, a grown browser like you afraid of a little operating system? I think this snobby behavior speaks volumes about what's wrong with this relationship.

    So this is it: Good-bye. I know you'll do fine without me; you always have. I'm sure there'll be someone who'll find you to be cute and interesting. It just won't be me.

    Sometimes, breaking up can be easy. Care to write your own break-up letter to IE? Talk back to me.



    So long sucker!
    HAVE A DAY.
    <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
    "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
    For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

  • #2
    Good riddance!
    He's got the Midas touch.
    But he touched it too much!
    Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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    • #3
      thats awesome.

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      • #4
        And only several years after the rest of us stopped using IE.
        I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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        • #5
          I've used IE in the past few years, but only when I had to. That is, whenever a web page/site wasn't compatible with my other browser, but Firefox has changed all that.

          So now I can finally @M$ as far as web browsing is concerned. Na na!
          HAVE A DAY.
          <--- Quote by Former U.S. President Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt
          "And there will be strange events in the skies--signs in the sun, moon, and stars. And down here on earth the nations will be in turmoil, perplexed by the roaring seas and strange tides. The courage of many people will falter because of the fearful fate they see coming upon the earth, because the stability of the very heavens will be broken up. Then everyone will see the Son of Man arrive on the clouds with power and great glory. So when all these things begin to happen, stand straight and look up, for your salvation is near!" --Luke 21:25-28
          For the Lord himself will come down from heaven with a commanding shout, with the call of the archangel, and with the trumpet call of God. First, all the Christians who have died will rise from their graves. Then, together with them, we who are still alive and remain on the earth will be caught up in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air and remain with him forever. --1 Thessalonians 4:16-17

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Mr. Nice Guy
            I've used IE in the past few years, but only when I had to. That is, whenever a web page/site wasn't compatible with my other browser, but Firefox has changed all that.

            So now I can finally @M$ as far as web browsing is concerned. Na na!
            Same here. It always seemed to be sites created with Microsoft Frontpage which wouldn't render properly in any browser but IE btw, but I'm sure that was purely coincidence.
            He's got the Midas touch.
            But he touched it too much!
            Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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            • #7
              I'll show Microsoft who's boss by not using their free web browser.
              <p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>

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              • #8
                This is all cool and interesting, but the fact is that Microsoft doesn't give a **** to those who are jumping out of its boat. There are simply lots and lots of people still using IE. And this won't change.

                (Boy, I'm pessimistic today, ain't I?)
                I watched you fall. I think I pushed.

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                • #9
                  I use IE

                  It works great for me, but if there's anything better out there, I certainly wouldn't mind trying it out. Just provide me with some good arguments why I should switch
                  The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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                  • #10
                    I use IE

                    It works great for me, but if there's anything better out there, I certainly wouldn't mind trying it out. Just provide me with some good arguments why I should switch

                    Enough good arguments have been made many times over. Not having switched by now is either a sign of stupidity or ignorance, choose to which group you belong.

                    Firefox.
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                    Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    • #11
                      To put it simply, Firefox is quicker, has the best pop-up blocker, and is more secure.
                      "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                      "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                      • #12
                        Has tabbed brouwsing...
                        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                        • #13
                          Is far more customizable.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Rss feeds ( or was possible with IE too?)

                            And, it's not from MS.
                            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
                            Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
                              To put it simply, Firefox is quicker, has the best pop-up blocker, and is more secure.
                              Sounds good

                              Are there any issues like certain sites (internet banks for example) won't work properly with it? Otherwise I guess I should go ahead and try it.

                              Alva: thanks for your first post, it was very enlightening
                              But at least tabbed browsing sounds interesting.
                              The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.

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