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  • #16
    Hiroshima and Nagasaki were pretty unimportant cities in Japan before they got nuked. Nukes are spectacular in their own right; you don't need to hit a city that Europeans have heard of to get your message across.


    I didn't know that Al Qaeda destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Thank you for the heads up.

    But did Al Qaeda last time target Chattanooga, TN or New York? Did they target Palma de Mallorca, or Madrid? Sorry to burst your importance bubble, but your midwestern hellholes will rather be targets for your homegrown terrorists a la Oklahoma City, than Al Qaeda.

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    • #17
      I was going to question your insights into the terrorist psyche, but then I remembered that you are German...
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      • #18
        to trolling.
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #19
          Kansas City would be an interesting choice, since it's nearly in the exact center of the contiguous United States, was featured in the anti-nuke film The Day After, and is where my parents live.

          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #20
            I was going to question your insights into the terrorist psyche, but then I remembered that you are German...


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            • #21
              Originally posted by Sir Ralph
              Hiroshima and Nagasaki were pretty unimportant cities in Japan before they got nuked. Nukes are spectacular in their own right; you don't need to hit a city that Europeans have heard of to get your message across.


              I didn't know that Al Qaeda destroyed Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Thank you for the heads up.

              But did Al Qaeda last time target Chattanooga, TN or New York? Did they target Palma de Mallorca, or Madrid? Sorry to burst your importance bubble, but your midwestern hellholes will rather be targets for your homegrown terrorists a la Oklahoma City, than Al Qaeda.
              Some are now saying McVeigh had an Al Qaeda connection.
              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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              • #22
                Some are now saying McVeigh had an Al Qaeda connection.


                Perhaps he had, it's surely worth to be investigated. But then, one has an Al Qaeda connection if he had one single phone call. It doesn't say that it was approved, planned and done by AQ.

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                • #23
                  Really. While flattening Kansas city would be spectacular, blowing up NYC or LA would be more spectacular. Additionally, by not being in the frikken geographical centre of the continental US, they'd be easier get the nuke too. The first rule of terrorism is maximizing the spectacularity/effort ratio.

                  Anyway, there didn't seem to be any particular reason to suppose that "the heart of America" refers to the geographic centre, did there?
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                  • #24
                    This only happens in Tom Clancy novels. (But so did smashing jumbo jets into buildings)
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Sir Ralph
                      Some are now saying McVeigh had an Al Qaeda connection.


                      Perhaps he had, it's surely worth to be investigated. But then, one has an Al Qaeda connection if he had one single phone call. It doesn't say that it was approved, planned and done by AQ.
                      They're saying it's a bit more than a phone call.
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                        I'm not sure half of America would give a **** if Al Qaeda detonated a nuke in Kansas or Nebraska, let alone the rest of the world. We're all just a bunch of bigoted rednecks, remember? I'm sure a "they deserved it" meme would catch on pretty quick...
                        If they detonated it on NY, on the other hand...
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                        • #27
                          Interesting, thanks!

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                          • #28
                            If they detonated it on NY, on the other hand...


                            People in the red states are still angry about 9/11. And we never said that they deserved it; that fell to you guys...
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by The Mad Monk


                              Some are now saying McVeigh had an Al Qaeda connection.
                              So that's where he was getting all of that sweet Afghani hash.
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                              But he touched it too much!
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                                If they detonated it on NY, on the other hand...

                                People in the red states are still angry about 9/11. And we never said that they deserved it; that fell to you guys...
                                Please, I was going in your direction. Can't I help you troll?
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