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So, I was idly surfing around Poly and masturbating, when I happened upon a very peculiar forum which revealed a horrible secret. Think that Apolyton was found in 1998? Think again! In fact, Apolyton's been in existence for 100 years before that! It turns out that MarkG and DanQ are a part of a mystical Masonic conspiracy that goes way back, and it in fact was their fathers who first found this site, as a means for their Masonic order to keep in touch. "But how did they do it without computers?" you ask?
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Well, anyhow, the Masonic conspiracy site also had an "Off Topic" forum for the members to discuss burning issues and fads of the day. I no longer remember all that I saw when seeing it, for suddenly five fierce Apache warriors jumped through my window and I had to fight them with nothing but my humongous penis, and while I was struggling, a small and particularily foul-smelling Apache managed to remove my cookies and wipe my site history clean, so when I had bested them all, the site was already gone and I no longer can remember much about it.
However, I managed to get this one screenshot that I had securely saved in a folder with an arcane name 'Pornography' that I was sure no-one, even the devious Apaches, would ever touch. So, here it is - Apolyton as it was exactly 100 years ago! Though the forum interface is rather primitive, lacking polls and all that, you can see that even then the members were hot on the pulse of the world, with wit and wisdom aplenty for all around. Still, I don't believe those golden times could ever come back, the way they were then. Sigh...
NO, Vomiting Eagle! YOU and your braves attacked me, and YOU will wait shackled up and in the nude until Simeoni shows up! And THEN you'll struggle and scream.
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Well, anyhow, the Masonic conspiracy site also had an "Off Topic" forum for the members to discuss burning issues and fads of the day. I no longer remember all that I saw when seeing it, for suddenly five fierce Apache warriors jumped through my window and I had to fight them with nothing but my humongous penis, and while I was struggling, a small and particularily foul-smelling Apache managed to remove my cookies and wipe my site history clean, so when I had bested them all, the site was already gone and I no longer can remember much about it.
However, I managed to get this one screenshot that I had securely saved in a folder with an arcane name 'Pornography' that I was sure no-one, even the devious Apaches, would ever touch. So, here it is - Apolyton as it was exactly 100 years ago! Though the forum interface is rather primitive, lacking polls and all that, you can see that even then the members were hot on the pulse of the world, with wit and wisdom aplenty for all around. Still, I don't believe those golden times could ever come back, the way they were then. Sigh...
NO, Vomiting Eagle! YOU and your braves attacked me, and YOU will wait shackled up and in the nude until Simeoni shows up! And THEN you'll struggle and scream.
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