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  • #76
    Nor one to talk are you, given that broken sentences do you use.


    Now Che is channeling the spirit of Yoda!

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    • #77
      Penis Size Comparison Time!

      what was your SAT Verbal score, John?
      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Ted Striker
        You can always combine the two Whaleboy!
        It all goes straight to the thighs

        For some strange reason I have an image in my mind of Jesus banging Paris Hilton while eating a Schnitzel...
        "I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
        "You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:

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        • #79
          Mmmm, buffalo wings.
          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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          • #80
            620. Not bad for somebody who didn't study for the SAT's, didn't do jack in high school, and barely got by with the barest minimum effort.

            Anyway, who gives a **** about high school accomplishments?

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Whaleboy
              It all goes straight to the thighs

              For some strange reason I have an image in my mind of Jesus banging Paris Hilton while eating a Schnitzel...
              That was me. We find that salami is the most sensuous of meats.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #82
                i took the SATs once, didn't study, didn't put any real effort and got a 730...
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by JohnT
                  Anyway, who gives a **** about high school accomplishments?
                  Says the man who engineered the take over of a company.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #84
                    I'm hoping that wasn't your total scores, gents. I got a 600 on English and a 630 on math. My total was 1230.

                    I used to date a woman whose father had alternatively gotten a 0 and then a 1600 when they forced him to retake the test. Apparently it's statistically impossible to get a zero, unless you know all the answers. He was trying to prove a point.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #85
                      i got 730 Verbal, 630 Math... i think i should've took the test again just to get up in the 1400's... but 1360 was sufficient to get me a full scholarship.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                        Says the man who engineered the take over of a company.
                        See? Even Che agrees that the crap one does in high school is meaningless compared to real world accomplishments.

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                        • #87
                          i'm only 19... you got to give me some time before i can do real world accomplishments... i'm already ahead of you in terms of you being my age apparently... so just wait til i'll be engineering the takeover of your company.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #88
                            Oh, sorry Speer for the low score

                            I personally think food is the bane of mankind- it is evil and detestible, and I have avoided it my whole life. Thankfully I have been able to make it without ruining my body swith food.

                            They should ban it!
                            If you don't like reality, change it! me
                            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                            • #89
                              Go ahead - after all, that's the point. I'll be glad to retire with the millions that you pay me.

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by JohnT
                                the crap one does in high school is meaningless compared to real world accomplishments.
                                Thank God! I'd hate to have to carry that baggage around with me the rest of my life.
                                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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