Olympics Discussion Thread

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yeah, I saw that!!

Holy crap! The Brazilians petitioned for another gold medal to be offered, but I don't know what you can do in a situation like that. I mean, you can't run the race again! Poor guy, he was probably cost the gold because of a FAN!

[Winston]

That is so wrong. Poor Brazilian guy, I hope he's able to put it behind him, but how can you really do that...

Imran,

Thanks. I'm so glad somebody noticed! I just read through the postings again from during the extensions of that game, and I nearly had a nervous breakdown again...

Oh, and Drake should get some sort of prize for posting "I'm serious. I'm about to have a heart attack. This is the most exciting handball match I've ever read about."

[Imran Siddiqui]

Handball is quite fun to watch. I look forward to seeing that and Water Polo as team sports I never get to see any other time than at the Olympics .

[Winston]

That's one of the things that's great about the Olympics, definitely.

We've had some talk of medal rankings during the games and how to compare the countries. Tomorrow I'll try to set up a spreadsheet and calculate the medal wins for each country compared to population size. Should be interesting to see who comes after Australia...

[Zopperoni]

Netherlands

On the assault incident, to the hairy policeman who just pedalled behind De Lima and didn't intercept.

[Ted Striker]

I'll save it for another day.

[Spiffor]

Congrats to Greece for the Games

Excellent show, excellent organization. The Greeks can sure be proud of what they achieved. Eucharistou

[Winston]

We'll see about Netherlands. It looks like you're in the top part of the list, but 2nd place... that's a lot to ask you know.

[MarkG]

We were wrong

Greece overcame the world's paranoia to stage a glorious Games


Dear Athens,

Well, we feel bad. We really owe you an apology.

So, sygnomi, as you would say. Sorry.

Sorry the way we acted. We were paranoid and stupid and just flat out wrong. Our bad. If you want, we'll sleep on the couch.

We mocked you, ridiculed you, figured you wouldn't be ready. We envisioned you as a bunch of lazy, swarthy guys in wife-beater T-shirts chugging ouzo instead of finishing the baseball dugouts. We were sure steeplechasers would have to jump over drying cement, pole vaulters over tractors, divers into 3 feet of water.

We were wrong. It was all done and it was beautiful. OK, so the swimming stadium never got a roof. Big freaking deal. Imagine: having to swim in an outdoor pool. Let's all sue. Besides, you know what? It was more fun that way. Michael Phelps was out there so much he ended up with raccoon eyes from his goggles. He looked like a snowboarder. "Cool!" he said.

We predicted women madly weaving olive wreaths next to the podiums as the national anthems started up. We foresaw painters sprinting along painting stripes just yards ahead of 400-meter runners. We figured beams would be falling on people's heads. Who knew Wrigley Field would be a lot more dangerous?

We were sure every street corner would have three or four terrorists, just kind of killing time, looking for somebody to kidnap. Some bozo said, "The only place worse to hold an Olympics would be Baghdad." Please. I guarantee you, we felt a helluva lot safer these three weeks in Athens than we do in L.A. Or Detroit. Or the Republican National Convention.

We insisted you spend 1.2 billion euros on security. You had to put up blimps and cameras all over the city. You couldn't throw a bucket of grapes anywhere and not hit a soldier with a rifle. And nothing happened. Zero. The only incident was when our Secretary of State said he was coming to visit. In other words, if Colin Powell would've just been happy with his remote, you wouldn't have had a single problem.

Why you had to pay for our paranoia, I'll never know. It's the world's problem, the world should have to pay for it. What small country is going to be able to afford to host the Olympics anymore with these insane security demands? From now on, if a country wants to send a team to the Games, it pays its share of security, based on its share of the gross world product. In other words, it's our war, we should have to pay for it.

And our ignorance cost you more than just the billion or so Euros. Our Edvard Munch screams leading up to these games kept millions of people away. Corporations bailed on you. Fans chickened out. I know burly journalists who were too scared to come.

Sygnomi. Really. You did such a beautiful job on all the venues, arenas and stadiums and yet most of them were so empty you would've thought you'd stumbled upon a goiter seminar. At one basketball game, we counted: There were 307 people. One women's soccer game involving the U.S. started with fewer than 50 people. I had a friend call one night and say, "You better get over to gymnastics, quick. There's only 15,000 seats left."

The shopkeepers told us, "We've never seen it so dead in August." Hotels came down on their prices by three-quarters. Shirt stores lost their shirts.

It's too bad. It was a glorious Olympics. It really was. The opening ceremonies were fabulous. The nightlife was amazing. Even the stray dogs and cats couldn't have been friendlier. I got lost once and had to hitchhike out of nowhere, and a motorcyclist not only picked me up but drove for miles until he found me a cab. So, efharisto, as you say. Thanks.

Somebody did a poll and found that 97 percent of fans were "satisfied" with safety and security, 95 percent appreciated the job the volunteers did and 98 percent had a favorable impression of Greece. The other two percent were Paul Hamm's family.

And what did you get for all your trouble? Nothing but heartache. With 9,000-plus Greeks about to go delirious, our men's volleyball team handed you a giant buzzkill --- coming back from eight points down to win the fourth set and then the fifth to advance to the semifinals. The only really good game our men's basketball team played the whole time was against Greece.

It was Greek Tragedy Fortnight on TBS. It started even before the Games with your heartbroken judoka jumping from a balcony, followed two days later by her distraught boyfriend. Your two best sprinters turned in their credentials to end a doping/conspiracy/motorcycle wreck soap opera that tore the nation up. One of your favorite weightlifters had to give up a medal for a failed drug test, then wept in front of the world protesting his innocence.

And now you're stuck with about $8.5 billion in debt, a bunch of huge, expensive stadiums you'll never use (Hey, kids, who's ready to synchronized dive?!) and a whole lot of "Get Your Butt to Team Handball!" shorts nobody was around to buy. Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy Dallas?

So, really, we're sorry. If it makes you feel any better, we all feel a lot more Greek now. We're all coming back to the States telling the wife, "OK, you be Athena and I'll be Zeus!", demanding our favorite restaurants reserve us a table about 1 a.m. under the moon, right near a 2,500 year-old ruin. We keep spitting in people's hair for good luck, crushing plates for no reason and hollering "opa!" in the shower.

No idea how to make this right for you, except this: We vow, here and now, we'll never make you host us again.

See you in Baghdad, 2016.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/olympics/2004/writers/08/29/reilly.letter/index.html

[Ted Striker]

Spitting in peoples hair for luck?????

[Monk]

Originally posted by MarkG
And now you're stuck with (...) a whole lot of "Get Your Butt to Team Handball!" shorts nobody was around to buy.

I'd love one of those

[Zopperoni]

Ow, so that was what Totti did during Euro 2004. He was wishing Poulsen good luck. What sportsmanship

[MarkG]

noone does any spitting actually

[Gangerolf]

Originally posted by Zopperoni
Netherlands

pfffffffft

Netherlands: 4 gold medals / 16 million.
Norway: 5 gold medals / 4.5 million.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by MarkG
noone does any spitting actually

So what do they do actually?