Maybe I just didn't want to believe I was a slut...

[Asher]

Who is to say I'm not getting head as I type this?

Not all of us live alone in Japan crying ourselves to sleep.

[Skanky Burns]

You're getting head while browsing Poly?

Seriously dude, your priorities are somewhat messed up there.

[Asher]

I didn't say it was happening, just said it's not impossible.

And it's not about priorities, it's about efficiently multitasking.

[Zero]

I always multitask when on poly. Play poker, TV whatever. Just never getting heads....

especially with poly being too busy for us regular folks. Ill just copy paste my post that didnt get sent, keep watchign Tv and post 15 min later. (edit: Like this post for instance...)

Plus members: yeah yeah whatever.

[Ted Striker]

I've known a couple of girls that have had genital warts

And no I didn't hit it with them.

Anyway, though I wish they looked at it the way Asher does, it competely ruined their self esteem. Also they can remove the warts but they remain carriers of HPV, as there is no cure for it, so they can still give it to someone they come in contact with.

Always wear a jimmy sack!!

[Drake Tungsten]

It also increases their risk for cervical cancer.

[Ted Striker]

Yes

One of the girls had cervical cancer, luckily it was caught early and was removed.

[Zero]

oh, just havse safe sex. big deal.

i might be walking outside and get stabbed to death. whatevers.

[Pekka]

Does gay sex leave lots of skidmarks in the bed?

[monkspider]

@Pekka

[Heresson]

Re: Maybe I just didn't want to believe I was a slut...

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I had never thought of myself as such, after all. I mean, I have standards, perhaps even relatively high ones.

But tonight...

In preparation for my move, I wanted to sell my bed. It's only a year old, is in great condition, so why not? I posted an ad on Craig's List last week, and got some prompt responses. The first person was a guy who lived in the same neighborhood who had his own van that he could use to transport it, so I figured he was the best bet for a painless transfer.

Well, he came by tonight to check it out and take it away (if he wanted it). He had sounded a bit gay to me on the phone, and when he arrived I noticed he was kinda cute.

He thought the bed was fine, and... started flirting heavily with me. I mean, quite obvious. Well, what am I going to do?

So I gave him his first test run on the bed. And then he took the bed with him when we were done. Now there's a first for me.

Publish it on some xxx site...

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Pekka
Does gay sex leave lots of skidmarks in the bed?

Yuck. Now I will remember to throw the blackets of the bed before I lay down in a hotel room.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Asher
Who is to say I'm not getting head as I type this?

You're a wierd one Asher.

[Pekka]

Kidicous, yeah, we even saw dried blood in one of the blankets in one of Motel 6's.. oh man that as nasty. The first image I got aws some weird dude beating up a prossie in there.

[Kidlicious]

Originally posted by Pekka
Kidicous, yeah, we even saw dried blood in one of the blankets in one of Motel 6's.. oh man that as nasty. The first image I got aws some weird dude beating up a prossie in there.

Oh man. I've been to bad ones too. Blood on the walls and stuff. Some of them don't look so bad from the outside, but on the inside - makes you gag. Ten extra dollars is a must sometimes.