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  • #46
    And monkspider bumps Che for 4th place...

    Btw, who else here abso-funkytown-ly hates this slightly smug message?
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    • #47
      monkspider is my hero

      (oh, and @ drosedars)
      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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      • #48
        Originally posted by DRoseDARs
        Pekka, I think we've been trolled.

        You can all rot in Disco Hell where you will enjoy having white chocolates jammed up your arses by demons singing "Do the Hustle!" for all eternity...
        Where do I sign up?
        Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
        -Richard Dawkins

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        • #49
          "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

          "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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          • #50
            Ha Ha.

            Coming from a candy loving family I'm well acquainted with many varieties of American chocolate treats. In the past I've known and loved a number of white chocolate delights, including the "Zero" bar, Nestle's "Hug", and the white chocolate version of the Nestle's "Crunch" bar. There is no dearth of white chocolate out there, it's just not as popular as milk chocolate.
            "I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!

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            • #51


              KH FOR OWNER!
              ASHER FOR CEO!!
              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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              • #52
                White Chocolate
                DRoseDARs
                Peka for using the phrase "stupid cracker"
                monkspider
                David Duke breathing oxygen
                Hitler no longer breathing oxygen
                Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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                • #53
                  Given the incredibly stupid crap that really comes from the liberal side of things (remember the rainbow coalition boycott of Toyota over their ads), its not hard to imagine a white chocolate boycott.

                  Marabou milk-chocolate rules.
                  We need seperate human-only games for MP/PBEM that dont include the over-simplifications required to have a good AI
                  If any man be thirsty, let him come unto me and drink. Vampire 7:37
                  Just one old soldiers opinion. E Tenebris Lux. Pax quaeritur bello.

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                  • #54
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • #55
                      @ pekka for still not getting it!

                      God, you people are killing me.

                      And Drosey!



                      Personally, I love white chocolate and dark chocolate.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #56
                        I can finally lift my boycott of Reese's for not having white candy all these years.

                        I am still boycotting

                        Nabisco for Cheese-Nips
                        Many companies for making "Crackers"
                        and McDonalds until they either make something non-Irish or start serving beer

                        The racism must stop.
                        Monkey!!!

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                        • #57
                          Japher!


                          (MacDonalds is Scottish, btw)
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #58
                            monk, drose, thank you for giving me the best laugh i've had in a long damn while.

                            B♭3

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                            • #59
                              KH FOR OWNER!
                              ASHER FOR CEO!!
                              GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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