The White Chocolate Crisis: Is America's Afro-Centric Culture to Blame?

[molly bloom]

Louis Farrakhan is a secret Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream fan.


Seems he can't keep his lips off that ofay chocolate.

Al Sharpton on the other hand, is a Milky Bar Kid aficionado.

Me, I just love a 12" slab of dark chocolate, the darker the better.

[DRoseDARs]

Final Scores

Biggest Bastard - Two-way Tie for 1st Place:
-Urban Ranger, for allowing this travesty to continue as long as it did
-Gangerolf, for getting an Apolyton Error Message stating he was a bastard for posting too many 's in one message

2nd Place:
Chegitz Guevara @ 41, including the one's you gave Japher and Pekka, and the 3 in the post were I quoted you ... because I hate you that damned much

3rd Place:
Drake Tungsten @ 40

4th Place:
Q Cubed @ 37

5th Place:
KrazyHorse @ 25

6th Place:
Azazel @ 16

7th Place:
Ramo @ 10, including the one you gave Pekka

8th Place:
Sprayber @ 7

9th Place:
Monkspider @ 6

10th Place:
Shi Huangdi @ 5

11th Place:
Albert Speer @ 3

12th Place:
Dr Stranglove @ 2

13th Place - Three-way Tie:
TheMadMonk @ 1
Joncha @ 1
The commie-bastard mormon @ 1

14th Place:
Last Conformist @ -1, for using whatever the Hell that spinning thing is instead of a proper Apolyton-brand smiley

Honorable Mention:
Pekka, for egging me on



Congradulations to all of our contestants!

[Japher]

There oughta be a candy bar called "Welfare" to rival "Payday"

[DRoseDARs]

I refuse to laugh at that.

[DRoseDARs]

[Japher]

[DRoseDARs]

[Az]

Btw, Rosie, the "score" bull**** wasn't that funny even the first time.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by Azazel
Btw, Rosie, the "score" bull**** wasn't that funny even the first time.

[MichaeltheGreat]

There is no such thing as white chocolate.

[DRoseDARs]

Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
There is no such thing as white chocolate.

http://www.labaguettebakery.com/catalogue.html?category=2&subcategory=9

White Ganache cake
Shelf life: 4 to 5 day’s kept refrigerated at all time.

Product description: 3 layer of chocolate sponge cake, soaked with a rum punch, filled and masked with White chocolate ganache, decorated with White chocolate leaves in the shape of a flower, with a sprinkle of icing sugar on top.

Ingredient: sponge cake(flour, eggs, cocoa powder, baking powder, sugar, emulsifier), WHite chocolate ganache( fresh cream, White Belgium chocolate, butter), rum, water, sugar.

Special Serving Requirement: take cake out of cooler 15 minute before serving, use hot knife to cut the cake.

Allergies: wheat, dairy, liqueur, eggs.

Sales Description: this cake is our signature cake of over 20 years, 3 layer of dark chocolate sponge cake, soaked with a rum punch, filled with a White chocolate ganache, decorated with a pure Belgium White chocolate.

Size: individual 3”, 6”, 8”, we also make it in different size for custom order.

Store Price: 6" $26.99 - 8" $36.99

[DRoseDARs]

I can't decide if these look good or look foul...

http://www.pretzelreviews.com/pretzels.php?snack_code=1610

Hershey's White Chocolate Covered Pretzel Bites
Taste: If you like white chocolate and pretzels, you can't go wrong with this snack. Just try and eat only a few of these -- you probably can't. A great sweet and salty combination, and these round pretzel balls are just the perfect size. Also, if you're industrious, you can bite off the chocolate part first, then crunch into the pretzel second. I hope that Hershey's gets beyond the "limited edition" focus of this and makes this widely available.

Aroma: Smells like white chocolate.

Manufacturer/distributor: Hershey Foods Corporation

From the package: "For a big taste, grab a little Bite"

Trivia: Limited edition.

[DRoseDARs]

Looks worse than it is

http://hopescookies.com/flavors/white-chocolate-chunk.htm

White Chocolate Chunk

UNBELIEVABLE!

Real white chocolate chunks and fresh, natural ingredients make this cookie rich in flavor.

[DRoseDARs]

Oh Hell yeah gimme some of that!!!

http://www.semihomemade.com/desserts/06_white.htm

White
Chocolate
Fondue


Serves 6

INGREDIENTS:
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 stick unsalted butter, Land O'Lakes®
2 packages (12 ounces each) premier white morsels, Nestlé®
Dippers: sliced apples, bananas, strawberries, crisp cookies, pretzels, and cubed pound cake, Sara Lee®

Prep time: 3 minutes
Cooking time: 7 minutes


PREPARATION:

In a large saucepan over medium heat, combine cream and butter.
Bring mixture to a simmer, stirring constantly.
Remove pan from heat.
Add white morsels.
Stir until melted and smooth.
Cool slightly.
Transfer to a fondue pot, chafing dish, or ceramic bowl.
Serve with apples, bananas, strawberries, cookies, pretzels, and pound cake.

[Japher]

someone had to say it