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  • #46
    Originally posted by Barinthus
    Snowflake gave an excellent piece of advice there. He's right, the girl would want Gibsie be there.


    Snowflake's a girl. See her title?

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    • #47
      Originally posted by Kuciwalker
      Originally posted by Barinthus
      Snowflake gave an excellent piece of advice there. He's right, the girl would want Gibsie be there.


      Snowflake's a girl. See her title?
      Duh! The whole time I thought she was a gay!

      Thanks, Kuci and sorry SF. No wonder you gave out good advice!
      Who is Barinthus?

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      • #48
        I was wondering how long it would take you to figure it out.
        -

        I just got home, she's hanging something in the bathroom; a mirror I think. I was looking at the thingy and she had a bunch of toggel bolts sitting out that were way too big for the supports on the mirror. So, I ask "Are these supports you're going to use?"


        I just love it when they come in when you are doing some DIY and comment something like :" almost finished honey?" or " Are you sure that parts need to go there" or my all tme favourite "If you ask ME, I would do it differently but I'm NOT meddle with your good work". ----->-------> or ( much more likely )
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
        Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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        • #49
          Originally posted by Sprayber
          Okay, well I think that from a woman's point of view, you all need to see that you won't get away with anything, because we are women. We are ALWAYS right, and you will never win. You can't change the way God made us, so just learn to accept it, and try your best to stay out of hot water and you will be okay. Always tell the woman that you are with that you love her and make her feel special daily, and that will mean more to her than anything else, and believe it or not, it might save your ass on more than one occassion.

          This is from Spraybers fiance so that is why it is a little *****y! Sorry

          Dr Phil says: Do you want to be right all of the time? Or do you want to be happy?

          Something to think about.
          We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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          • #50

            Women are not people. They are objects put on this Earth by the Lord Jesus Christ to serve and amuse us.

            Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Barinthus


              Duh! The whole time I thought she was a gay!

              Thanks, Kuci and sorry SF. No wonder you gave out good advice!
              I thoughy you just misspelled Barinthus. Afterall you CMNed my favorate pbem.
              Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

              Grapefruit Garden

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Snowflake
                What were you thinking?!! You'd leave her all alone when she was at a difficult time, not only having to suffer from the emotional pains of leaving her parents house, but also having to pack her stuff without your helping, and the worst, you are going to desert her because you accuse her to be in cranky mood!!! What a incensitive bastard you are.
                That's exactly my analysis.

                And I am not one of them
                (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                  This should work, for starters.
                  No.
                  (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                  (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                  (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Barinthus
                    Duh! The whole time I thought she was a gay!
                    This is the funniest thing I have seen on Poly for a long time.

                    (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                    (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                    (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                    • #55
                      Actually I was going to Canada for the Gay Olympic.
                      Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                      Grapefruit Garden

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                      • #56
                        They got lesbians there?

                        Wrestling events?
                        We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                        • #57
                          Flakie,

                          I didn't know you had a sex change operation.

                          Think of the children!
                          (\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
                          (='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
                          (")_(") "Starting the fire from within."

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                          • #58
                            Come on guys, don't be such insentive bastards.
                            Be good, and if at first you don't succeed, perhaps failure will be back in fashion soon. -- teh Spamski

                            Grapefruit Garden

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Snowflake
                              Come on guys, don't be such insentive bastards.
                              Translation:

                              Come on guys, I want the Moon!
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #60



                                We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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