What do I need to become a citizen of Izrael?

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Not having read the posts in question I can hardly comment on the truth of your assessment.

My point, however, was simply that you had to expect a reaction in saying something like that. And you got it.

I guess I was expecting something more than "Genocider". I mean, that's one step away from violating Godwinson's law.

Heresson, why do you want to go to Israel?

[Bereta_Eder]

well it's something in my veins that gets pumped when i hear an american who's in the military no less trying to give lectures about human rights. it's only human you know.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by paiktis22
well it's something in my veins that gets pumped when i hear an american who's in the military no less trying to give lectures about human rights. it's only human you know.

Big words coming from someone who doesn't know the extent of human rights conduct training I've taken part in, since boot camp on.

Anywho, you won't see me defending the Abu Gharib weenies.

[Bereta_Eder]

I'm touched by your human rights lessons.
Now if you can be kind enough to let that thread be what it's supposed to it'd be most nice.

[Agathon]

I don't know how seriously we can take any side in the Israel threads.

Does anyone remember that Flash game where you were a Palestinian suicide bomber and got points for how many people you killed/injured?

Well, everyone went on about how tasteless and evil the game was, but they all (including Israelis) also posted their scores and claimed bragging rights.

Apolyton....

[KrazyHorse]

I didn't go on about how bad it was. I just posted my score.

[Kuciwalker]

Same here

[chequita guevara]

From the Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs website:

'For the purposes of this Law, "Jew" means a person who was born of a Jewish mother, or has converted to Judaism and is not a member of another religion.'

If you wanna go, you have to convert to Judaism. I suggest Reform, as they're pretty lax about everything. Hope you're already snipped.

[St Leo]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If you wanna go, you have to convert to Judaism. I suggest Reform, as they're pretty lax about everything. Hope you're already snipped.

Do they actually demand proof of circumcision?

[KrazyHorse]

No, but somebody might notice during the weekly ceremonial rape of an Aryan virgin.

[Kuciwalker]

Just say you're a tourist

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by St Leo

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
If you wanna go, you have to convert to Judaism. I suggest Reform, as they're pretty lax about everything. Hope you're already snipped.

Do they actually demand proof of circumcision?

I would assume so. Let's wait for lotm to tell us.

[Kuciwalker]

btw, che, why didn't you help out paiktis when he asked for it? I was completely pwning him (not that that's particularly difficult) and he begged for me to stop and wait for you to come

[JimmyCracksCorn]

You mean you guys aren't circumcised? Ewww....

I am and I'm Catholic, its only civilized.

[KrazyHorse]

No it isn't

The US is one of the last places in the First World where most children are still circumcised

Too bad you aren't really Canadian. Then you'd still be a whole man.