Poly Fantasy Football Draft (con't)

[Imran Siddiqui]

If anyone deserves to be BAPAYed, it's you Sloww .

[SlowwHand]

You have my pick. ALL have my pick. BAPAY away.

[Zopperoni]

Damn DSL network in my neighborhood is out. I called my ISP and all they could tell me was that the phone company is working on it.

I'm at the university right now to make these picks. I'll probably leave some lists for both drafts when I leave.


1) gjramsey = 7. Ramsey's Razorbacks
2) Kalius = 1. Sarlat
3) SlowwHand = 12. Dallas Dwarf Tossers
4) Tuberski = 4. Billy's Boingers
5) Japher = 6. Flippin' Monkey Men
6) reismark = 10. Kyrandia Dragonhawks
7) Zopperoni = 2. Amsterdam Afros
8) Dissident = 8. Vegas Skullsmashers
9) -Jrabbit = 9. Cute Little Bunnies
10) Berzerker = 11. Berzerkers
11) Imran Siddiqui = 5. Georgia Gliders
12) Jac de Molay = 3. Fighting Emus

1.01 Priest Holmes, RB (KC)
1.02 LaDainian Tomlinson, RB (SD)
1.03 Edgerrin James, RB (IND)
1.04 Ahman Green, RB (GB)
1.05 Kevan Barlow, RB (SF)
1.06 Shaun Alexander, RB (SEA)
1.07 Deuce McAllister, RB (NO)
1.08 Peyton Manning, QB (IND)
1.09 Clinton Portis, RB (WAS)
1.10 Jamal Lewis, RB (BAL)
1.11 Randy Moss, WR (MIN)
1.12 Daunte Culpepper, QB (MIN)

2.12 Fred Taylor, RB (JAC)
2.11 Travis Henry, RB (BUF)
2.10 Marvin Harrison, WR (IND)
2.09 Torry Holt, WR (StL)
2.08 Marshall Faulk, RB (StL)
2.07 Domanick Davis, RB (HOU)
2.06 Terrell Owens, WR (PHI)
2.05 Matt Hasselbeck, QB (SEA)
2.04 Stephen Davis, RB (CAR)
2.03 Steve McNair, QB (TEN)
2.02 Corey Dillon, RB (NE)
2.01 Donovan McNabb, QB (PHI)

3.01 Chad Johnson, WR (CIN)
3.02 Michael Vick, QB (ATL)
3.03 Steve Smith, WR (CAR)
3.04 Tony Gonzalez, TE (KC)
3.05 Anquan Boldin, WR (ARI)
3.06 Rudi Johnson, RB (CIN)
3.07 Hines Ward, WR (PIT)
3.08 Brian Westbrook, RB (PHI)
3.09 Santana Moss, WR (NYJ)
3.10 Thomas Jones, RB (CHI)
3.11 Michael Bennett, RB (MIN)
3.12 T.J. Duckett, RB (ATL)

4.12 Derrick Mason, WR (TEN)
4.11 Trent Green, QB (KC)
4.10 Brett Favre, QB (GB)
4.09 Tiki Barber, RB (NYG)
4.08 Joe Horn, WR (NOS)
4.07 Laveranues Coles, WR (WAS)
4.06 Peerless Price, WR (ATL)
4.05 Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)
4.04 Eric Moulds, WR (BUF)
4.03 Eddie George, RB (DAL)
4.02 Andre Johnson, WR (HOU)
4.01 Javon Walker, WR (GB)

5.01 Kevin Jones, RB (DET)
5.02 Marty Booker, WR (CHI)
5.03 Chris Chambers,, WR (MIA)
5.04 Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)
5.05 Amani Toomer, WR (NYG)
5.06 Tom Brady, QB (NE)
5.07 Marc Bulger, QB (StL)
5.08 Peter Warrick, WR (CIN)
5.09 New England, DEF (NE)
5.10 Charlie Garner, RB (TB)
5.11 Darrell Jackson, WR (SEA)
5.12 Reggie Wayne, WR (IND)

6.12 Plaxico Burress, WR (PIT)
6.11 Duce Staley, RB (PIT)
6.10 Dante Hall, WR (KC)
6.09 Kellen Winslow, TE (CLE)
6.08 Baltimore, DEF (BAL)
6.07 Todd Heap, TE (BAL)
6.06 David Boston, WR (MIA)
6.05 Minnesota, DEF (MIN)
6.04 Dallas, DEF (DAL)
6.03 Tennessee, DEF (TEN)
6.02 Mike Vanderjagt, K (IND)
6.01 Chad Pennington, QB (NYJ)

7.01 Jeremy Shockey, TE (NYG)
7.02 Antonio Gates, TE (SD)
7.03 Koren Robinson , WR (SEA)
7.04 Charles Rogers, WR (DET)
7.05 Marcus Pollard, TE (IND)
7.06 Chris Brown, RB (TENN)
7.07 Isaac Bruce, WR (STL)
7.08 Jeff Wilkins, K (STL)
7.09 Warrick Dunn, RB (ATL)
7.10 Keenan McCardell, WR (TB)
7.11 Alge Crumpler, TE (ATL)
7.12 Jon Kitna, QB (CIN)

8.12 Carolina, DEF (CAR)
8.11 Philadelphia, DEF (PHI)
8.10 Tampa Bay, DEF (TB)
8.09 Brad Johnson, QB (TB)
8.08 Freddie Jones, TE (ARZ)
8.07 Julius Jones, RB (DAL)
8.06 Jacksonville, DEF (JAC)
8.05 Joey Harrington, QB (DET)
8.04 David Akers, K (PHI)
8.03 Roy Williams, WR (DET)
8.02 Josh McCown, QB (ARZ)
8.01 Jay Feely, K (ATL)

9.01 Larry Fitzgerald, WR (ARZ)
9.02 Quentin Griffin, RB (DEN)
9.03 Moe Williams, RB (MIN)
9.04 Lee Suggs, RB (CLE)
9.05 Brandon Lloyd, WR (SF)
9.06 Boo Williams, TE (NO)
9.07 Miami, DEF (MIA)
9.08 Travis Minor, RB (MIA)
9.09 Jeff Garcia, QB (CLE)
9.10 Correll Buckhalter, RB (PHI)
9.11 Ashley Lelie, WR (DEN)
9.12 Jim Kleinsasser, TE (MIN)

10.12 Jason Hanson, K (DET)
10.11 Jimmy Smith, WR (JAC)
10.10 Jason Elam, K (DEN)
10.09 Rod Smith WR (DEN)
10.08 Tommy Maddox, QB (Pit)
10.07 Byron Leftwich QB (JAX)

Reis is up!

[SlowwHand]

Come on, birthday boy.

[reismark]

($%&$*$^$&(*%(#(#&!!!!!!!

Stop stealing my frickin' picks, Zop!

Give me a little bit...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Haw Haw!

[SlowwHand]

SlowwHand taps foot, checks his watch.

[reismark]

With my planned backup QB now gone, I'll replan on that and round out my kick-ass wide receiver corps with a guy I'm literally stealing at this late stage of the game.

Justin McCareins now knows how to breathe fire.

1) gjramsey = 7. Ramsey's Razorbacks
2) Kalius = 1. Sarlat
3) SlowwHand = 12. Dallas Dwarf Tossers
4) Tuberski = 4. Billy's Boingers
5) Japher = 6. Flippin' Monkey Men
6) reismark = 10. Kyrandia Dragonhawks
7) Zopperoni = 2. Amsterdam Afros
8) Dissident = 8. Vegas Skullsmashers
9) -Jrabbit = 9. Cute Little Bunnies
10) Berzerker = 11. Berzerkers
11) Imran Siddiqui = 5. Georgia Gliders
12) Jac de Molay = 3. Fighting Emus

1.01 Priest Holmes, RB (KC)
1.02 LaDainian Tomlinson, RB (SD)
1.03 Edgerrin James, RB (IND)
1.04 Ahman Green, RB (GB)
1.05 Kevan Barlow, RB (SF)
1.06 Shaun Alexander, RB (SEA)
1.07 Deuce McAllister, RB (NO)
1.08 Peyton Manning, QB (IND)
1.09 Clinton Portis, RB (WAS)
1.10 Jamal Lewis, RB (BAL)
1.11 Randy Moss, WR (MIN)
1.12 Daunte Culpepper, QB (MIN)

2.12 Fred Taylor, RB (JAC)
2.11 Travis Henry, RB (BUF)
2.10 Marvin Harrison, WR (IND)
2.09 Torry Holt, WR (StL)
2.08 Marshall Faulk, RB (StL)
2.07 Domanick Davis, RB (HOU)
2.06 Terrell Owens, WR (PHI)
2.05 Matt Hasselbeck, QB (SEA)
2.04 Stephen Davis, RB (CAR)
2.03 Steve McNair, QB (TEN)
2.02 Corey Dillon, RB (NE)
2.01 Donovan McNabb, QB (PHI)

3.01 Chad Johnson, WR (CIN)
3.02 Michael Vick, QB (ATL)
3.03 Steve Smith, WR (CAR)
3.04 Tony Gonzalez, TE (KC)
3.05 Anquan Boldin, WR (ARI)
3.06 Rudi Johnson, RB (CIN)
3.07 Hines Ward, WR (PIT)
3.08 Brian Westbrook, RB (PHI)
3.09 Santana Moss, WR (NYJ)
3.10 Thomas Jones, RB (CHI)
3.11 Michael Bennett, RB (MIN)
3.12 T.J. Duckett, RB (ATL)

4.12 Derrick Mason, WR (TEN)
4.11 Trent Green, QB (KC)
4.10 Brett Favre, QB (GB)
4.09 Tiki Barber, RB (NYG)
4.08 Joe Horn, WR (NOS)
4.07 Laveranues Coles, WR (WAS)
4.06 Peerless Price, WR (ATL)
4.05 Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)
4.04 Eric Moulds, WR (BUF)
4.03 Eddie George, RB (DAL)
4.02 Andre Johnson, WR (HOU)
4.01 Javon Walker, WR (GB)

5.01 Kevin Jones, RB (DET)
5.02 Marty Booker, WR (CHI)
5.03 Chris Chambers,, WR (MIA)
5.04 Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)
5.05 Amani Toomer, WR (NYG)
5.06 Tom Brady, QB (NE)
5.07 Marc Bulger, QB (StL)
5.08 Peter Warrick, WR (CIN)
5.09 New England, DEF (NE)
5.10 Charlie Garner, RB (TB)
5.11 Darrell Jackson, WR (SEA)
5.12 Reggie Wayne, WR (IND)

6.12 Plaxico Burress, WR (PIT)
6.11 Duce Staley, RB (PIT)
6.10 Dante Hall, WR (KC)
6.09 Kellen Winslow, TE (CLE)
6.08 Baltimore, DEF (BAL)
6.07 Todd Heap, TE (BAL)
6.06 David Boston, WR (MIA)
6.05 Minnesota, DEF (MIN)
6.04 Dallas, DEF (DAL)
6.03 Tennessee, DEF (TEN)
6.02 Mike Vanderjagt, K (IND)
6.01 Chad Pennington, QB (NYJ)

7.01 Jeremy Shockey, TE (NYG)
7.02 Antonio Gates, TE (SD)
7.03 Koren Robinson , WR (SEA)
7.04 Charles Rogers, WR (DET)
7.05 Marcus Pollard, TE (IND)
7.06 Chris Brown, RB (TENN)
7.07 Isaac Bruce, WR (STL)
7.08 Jeff Wilkins, K (STL)
7.09 Warrick Dunn, RB (ATL)
7.10 Keenan McCardell, WR (TB)
7.11 Alge Crumpler, TE (ATL)
7.12 Jon Kitna, QB (CIN)

8.12 Carolina, DEF (CAR)
8.11 Philadelphia, DEF (PHI)
8.10 Tampa Bay, DEF (TB)
8.09 Brad Johnson, QB (TB)
8.08 Freddie Jones, TE (ARZ)
8.07 Julius Jones, RB (DAL)
8.06 Jacksonville, DEF (JAC)
8.05 Joey Harrington, QB (DET)
8.04 David Akers, K (PHI)
8.03 Roy Williams, WR (DET)
8.02 Josh McCown, QB (ARZ)
8.01 Jay Feely, K (ATL)

9.01 Larry Fitzgerald, WR (ARZ)
9.02 Quentin Griffin, RB (DEN)
9.03 Moe Williams, RB (MIN)
9.04 Lee Suggs, RB (CLE)
9.05 Brandon Lloyd, WR (SF)
9.06 Boo Williams, TE (NO)
9.07 Miami, DEF (MIA)
9.08 Travis Minor, RB (MIA)
9.09 Jeff Garcia, QB (CLE)
9.10 Correll Buckhalter, RB (PHI)
9.11 Ashley Lelie, WR (DEN)
9.12 Jim Kleinsasser, TE (MIN)

10.12 Jason Hanson, K (DET)
10.11 Jimmy Smith, WR (JAC)
10.10 Jason Elam, K (DEN)
10.09 Rod Smith WR (DEN)
10.08 Tommy Maddox, QB (PIT)
10.07 Byron Leftwich, QB (JAC)
10.06 Justin McCareins, WR (NYJ)

On you, Japher!

[SlowwHand]

Who the HELL is that?

[Imran Siddiqui]

While Sloww is being funny, calling McCareins in the 10th a 'steal' is just hilarious! Hardly any mock draft or ranking has him going higher.

Though reismark has always been prone to ultra hyperbole.

[SlowwHand]

I'm funny. Hear that? ALL I ever asked for.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Funny lookin' as well, from what I hear .

[Japher]

I left my list at home, we'll all have to wait until after 5pm, my time...

Actually, I've screwed myself so badly I don't know what to do

[Japher]

Since I really really wanted to carry 3 QBs The Flippin' Monkey Men Select

Jake Delhomme, QB (CAR)


1) gjramsey = 7. Ramsey's Razorbacks
2) Kalius = 1. Sarlat
3) SlowwHand = 12. Dallas Dwarf Tossers
4) Tuberski = 4. Billy's Boingers
5) Japher = 6. Flippin' Monkey Men
6) reismark = 10. Kyrandia Dragonhawks
7) Zopperoni = 2. Amsterdam Afros
8) Dissident = 8. Vegas Skullsmashers
9) -Jrabbit = 9. Cute Little Bunnies
10) Berzerker = 11. Berzerkers
11) Imran Siddiqui = 5. Georgia Gliders
12) Jac de Molay = 3. Fighting Emus

1.01 Priest Holmes, RB (KC)
1.02 LaDainian Tomlinson, RB (SD)
1.03 Edgerrin James, RB (IND)
1.04 Ahman Green, RB (GB)
1.05 Kevan Barlow, RB (SF)
1.06 Shaun Alexander, RB (SEA)
1.07 Deuce McAllister, RB (NO)
1.08 Peyton Manning, QB (IND)
1.09 Clinton Portis, RB (WAS)
1.10 Jamal Lewis, RB (BAL)
1.11 Randy Moss, WR (MIN)
1.12 Daunte Culpepper, QB (MIN)

2.12 Fred Taylor, RB (JAC)
2.11 Travis Henry, RB (BUF)
2.10 Marvin Harrison, WR (IND)
2.09 Torry Holt, WR (StL)
2.08 Marshall Faulk, RB (StL)
2.07 Domanick Davis, RB (HOU)
2.06 Terrell Owens, WR (PHI)
2.05 Matt Hasselbeck, QB (SEA)
2.04 Stephen Davis, RB (CAR)
2.03 Steve McNair, QB (TEN)
2.02 Corey Dillon, RB (NE)
2.01 Donovan McNabb, QB (PHI)

3.01 Chad Johnson, WR (CIN)
3.02 Michael Vick, QB (ATL)
3.03 Steve Smith, WR (CAR)
3.04 Tony Gonzalez, TE (KC)
3.05 Anquan Boldin, WR (ARI)
3.06 Rudi Johnson, RB (CIN)
3.07 Hines Ward, WR (PIT)
3.08 Brian Westbrook, RB (PHI)
3.09 Santana Moss, WR (NYJ)
3.10 Thomas Jones, RB (CHI)
3.11 Michael Bennett, RB (MIN)
3.12 T.J. Duckett, RB (ATL)

4.12 Derrick Mason, WR (TEN)
4.11 Trent Green, QB (KC)
4.10 Brett Favre, QB (GB)
4.09 Tiki Barber, RB (NYG)
4.08 Joe Horn, WR (NOS)
4.07 Laveranues Coles, WR (WAS)
4.06 Peerless Price, WR (ATL)
4.05 Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)
4.04 Eric Moulds, WR (BUF)
4.03 Eddie George, RB (DAL)
4.02 Andre Johnson, WR (HOU)
4.01 Javon Walker, WR (GB)

5.01 Kevin Jones, RB (DET)
5.02 Marty Booker, WR (CHI)
5.03 Chris Chambers,, WR (MIA)
5.04 Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)
5.05 Amani Toomer, WR (NYG)
5.06 Tom Brady, QB (NE)
5.07 Marc Bulger, QB (StL)
5.08 Peter Warrick, WR (CIN)
5.09 New England, DEF (NE)
5.10 Charlie Garner, RB (TB)
5.11 Darrell Jackson, WR (SEA)
5.12 Reggie Wayne, WR (IND)

6.12 Plaxico Burress, WR (PIT)
6.11 Duce Staley, RB (PIT)
6.10 Dante Hall, WR (KC)
6.09 Kellen Winslow, TE (CLE)
6.08 Baltimore, DEF (BAL)
6.07 Todd Heap, TE (BAL)
6.06 David Boston, WR (MIA)
6.05 Minnesota, DEF (MIN)
6.04 Dallas, DEF (DAL)
6.03 Tennessee, DEF (TEN)
6.02 Mike Vanderjagt, K (IND)
6.01 Chad Pennington, QB (NYJ)

7.01 Jeremy Shockey, TE (NYG)
7.02 Antonio Gates, TE (SD)
7.03 Koren Robinson , WR (SEA)
7.04 Charles Rogers, WR (DET)
7.05 Marcus Pollard, TE (IND)
7.06 Chris Brown, RB (TENN)
7.07 Isaac Bruce, WR (STL)
7.08 Jeff Wilkins, K (STL)
7.09 Warrick Dunn, RB (ATL)
7.10 Keenan McCardell, WR (TB)
7.11 Alge Crumpler, TE (ATL)
7.12 Jon Kitna, QB (CIN)

8.12 Carolina, DEF (CAR)
8.11 Philadelphia, DEF (PHI)
8.10 Tampa Bay, DEF (TB)
8.09 Brad Johnson, QB (TB)
8.08 Freddie Jones, TE (ARZ)
8.07 Julius Jones, RB (DAL)
8.06 Jacksonville, DEF (JAC)
8.05 Joey Harrington, QB (DET)
8.04 David Akers, K (PHI)
8.03 Roy Williams, WR (DET)
8.02 Josh McCown, QB (ARZ)
8.01 Jay Feely, K (ATL)

9.01 Larry Fitzgerald, WR (ARZ)
9.02 Quentin Griffin, RB (DEN)
9.03 Moe Williams, RB (MIN)
9.04 Lee Suggs, RB (CLE)
9.05 Brandon Lloyd, WR (SF)
9.06 Boo Williams, TE (NO)
9.07 Miami, DEF (MIA)
9.08 Travis Minor, RB (MIA)
9.09 Jeff Garcia, QB (CLE)
9.10 Correll Buckhalter, RB (PHI)
9.11 Ashley Lelie, WR (DEN)
9.12 Jim Kleinsasser, TE (MIN)

10.12 Jason Hanson, K (DET)
10.11 Jimmy Smith, WR (JAC)
10.10 Jason Elam, K (DEN)
10.09 Rod Smith WR (DEN)
10.08 Tommy Maddox, QB (PIT)
10.07 Byron Leftwich, QB (JAC)
10.06 Justin McCareins, WR (NYJ)
10.05 Jake Delhomme, QB (CAR)

Tuberski's up... Ack!

[SlowwHand]

Tubs, pm or email me.