Poly Fantasy Football Draft (con't)

[-Jrabbit]

I sent Sloww a PM suggesting he grab Terry Glenn as his next Cowboy. Shockingly, he agreed...

1) gjramsey = 7. Ramsey's Razorbacks
2) Kalius = 1. Sarlat
3) SlowwHand = 12. Dallas Dwarf Tossers
4) Tuberski = 4. Billy's Boingers
5) Japher = 6. Flippin' Monkey Men
6) reismark = 10. Kyrandia Dragonhawks
7) Zopperoni = 2. Amsterdam Afros
8) Dissident = 8. Vegas Skullsmashers
9) -Jrabbit = 9. Cute Little Bunnies
10) Berzerker = 11. Berzerkers
11) Imran Siddiqui = 5. Georgia Gliders
12) Jac de Molay = 3. Fighting Emus

1.01 Priest Holmes, RB (KC)
1.02 LaDainian Tomlinson, RB (SD)
1.03 Edgerrin James, RB (IND)
1.04 Ahman Green, RB (GB)
1.05 Kevan Barlow, RB (SF)
1.06 Shaun Alexander, RB (SEA)
1.07 Deuce McAllister, RB (NO)
1.08 Peyton Manning, QB (IND)
1.09 Clinton Portis, RB (WAS)
1.10 Jamal Lewis, RB (BAL)
1.11 Randy Moss, WR (MIN)
1.12 Daunte Culpepper, QB (MIN)

2.12 Fred Taylor, RB (JAC)
2.11 Travis Henry, RB (BUF)
2.10 Marvin Harrison, WR (IND)
2.09 Torry Holt, WR (StL)
2.08 Marshall Faulk, RB (StL)
2.07 Domanick Davis, RB (HOU)
2.06 Terrell Owens, WR (PHI)
2.05 Matt Hasselbeck, QB (SEA)
2.04 Stephen Davis, RB (CAR)
2.03 Steve McNair, QB (TEN)
2.02 Corey Dillon, RB (NE)
2.01 Donovan McNabb, QB (PHI)

3.01 Chad Johnson, WR (CIN)
3.02 Michael Vick, QB (ATL)
3.03 Steve Smith, WR (CAR)
3.04 Tony Gonzalez, TE (KC)
3.05 Anquan Boldin, WR (ARI)
3.06 Rudi Johnson, RB (CIN)
3.07 Hines Ward, WR (PIT)
3.08 Brian Westbrook, RB (PHI)
3.09 Santana Moss, WR (NYJ)
3.10 Thomas Jones, RB (CHI)
3.11 Michael Bennett, RB (MIN)
3.12 T.J. Duckett, RB (ATL)

4.12 Derrick Mason, WR (TEN)
4.11 Trent Green, QB (KC)
4.10 Brett Favre, QB (GB)
4.09 Tiki Barber, RB (NYG)
4.08 Joe Horn, WR (NOS)
4.07 Laveranues Coles, WR (WAS)
4.06 Peerless Price, WR (ATL)
4.05 Curtis Martin, RB (NYJ)
4.04 Eric Moulds, WR (BUF)
4.03 Eddie George, RB (DAL)
4.02 Andre Johnson, WR (HOU)
4.01 Javon Walker, WR (GB)

5.01 Kevin Jones, RB (DET)
5.02 Marty Booker, WR (CHI)
5.03 Chris Chambers,, WR (MIA)
5.04 Aaron Brooks, QB (NO)
5.05 Amani Toomer, WR (NYG)
5.06 Tom Brady, QB (NE)
5.07 Marc Bulger, QB (StL)
5.08 Peter Warrick, WR (CIN)
5.09 New England, DEF (NE)
5.10 Charlie Garner, RB (TB)
5.11 Darrell Jackson, WR (SEA)
5.12 Reggie Wayne, WR (IND)

6.12 Plaxico Burress, WR (PIT)
6.11 Duce Staley, RB (PIT)
6.10 Dante Hall, WR (KC)
6.09 Kellen Winslow, TE (CLE)
6.08 Baltimore, DEF (BAL)
6.07 Todd Heap, TE (BAL)
6.06 Jerry Porter, WR (OAK)
6.05 Minnesota, DEF (MIN)
6.04 Dallas, DEF (DAL)
6.03 Tennessee, DEF (TEN)
6.02 Mike Vanderjagt, K (IND)
6.01 Chad Pennington, QB (NYJ)

7.01 Jeremy Shockey, TE (NYG)
7.02 Antonio Gates, TE (SD)
7.03 Koren Robinson , WR (SEA)
7.04 Charles Rogers, WR (DET)
7.05 Marcus Pollard, TE (IND)
7.06 Chris Brown, RB (TENN)
7.07 Isaac Bruce, WR (STL)
7.08 Jeff Wilkins, K (STL)
7.09 Warrick Dunn, RB (ATL)
7.10 Keenan McCardell, WR (TB)
7.11 Alge Crumpler, TE (ATL)
7.12 Jon Kitna, QB (CIN)

8.12 Carolina, DEF (CAR)
8.11 Philadelphia, DEF (PHI)
8.10 Tampa Bay, DEF (TB)
8.09 Brad Johnson, QB (TB)
8.08 Freddie Jones, TE (ARZ)
8.07 Julius Jones, RB (DAL)
8.06 Jacksonville, DEF (JAC)
8.05 Joey Harrington, QB (DET)
8.04 David Akers, K (PHI)
8.03 Roy Williams, WR (DET)
8.02 Josh McCown, QB (ARZ)
8.01 Jay Feely, K (ATL)

9.01 Larry Fitzgerald, WR (ARZ)
9.02 Quentin Griffin, RB (DEN)
9.03 Moe Williams, RB (MIN)
9.04 Lee Suggs, RB (CLE)
9.05 Brandon Lloyd, WR (SF)
9.06 Boo Williams, TE (NO)
9.07 Miami, DEF (MIA)
9.08 Travis Minor, RB (MIA)
9.09 Jeff Garcia, QB (CLE)
9.10 Correll Buckhalter, RB (PHI)
9.11 Ashley Lelie, WR (DEN)
9.12 Jim Kleinsasser, TE (MIN)

10.12 Jason Hanson, K (DET)
10.11 Jimmy Smith, WR (JAC)
10.10 Jason Elam, K (DEN)
10.09 Rod Smith WR (DEN)
10.08 Tommy Maddox, QB (PIT)
10.07 Byron Leftwich, QB (JAC)
10.06 Justin McCareins, WR (NYJ)
10.05 Jake Delhomme, QB (CAR)
10.04 Jake Plummer, QB (DEN)
10.03 Dallas Clark, TE (IND)
10.02 Donte Stallworth, WR (NO)
10.01 Deion Branch, WR (NE)

11.01 DeShaun Foster, RB (CAR)
11.02 Najeh Davenport, RB (GB)
11.03 Billy Cundiff, K (DAL)
11.04 Muhsin Muhammad, WR (CAR)
11.05 Antowain Smith, RB (TEN)
11.06 Martin Gramatica, K (TB)
11.07 Marcus Robinson, WR (MIN)
11.08 Bobby Engram, WR (SEA)
11.09 Keyshawn Johnson, WR (DAL)
11.10 Steven Jackson, RB (STL)
11.11 Willis McGahee, RB (BUF)
11.12 Drew Henson, QB (DAL)

12.12 Tyrone Wheatley, RB (OAK)
12.11 David Carr, QB (HOU)
12.10 Andre Davis, WR (CLE)
12.09 Emmitt Smith, RB (AZ)
12.08 Randy McMichael, TE (MIA)
12.07 Bubba Franks, TE (GB)
12.06 Rich Gannon, QB (OAK)
12.05 Tai Streets, WR (DET)
12.04 Kevin Dyson, WR (SD)
12.03 Vinnie Testaverde, QB (DAL)
12.02 Rashaun Woods, WR (SF)
12.01 Ron Dayne, RB (NYG)

13.01 St. Louis, DEF (StL)
13.02 Carson Palmer, QB (CIN)
13.03 Terry Glenn WR (DAL)
13.04

That puts Tuberski on the clock...

[Imran Siddiqui]

Sloww picks like a n00b!

[SlowwHand]

Say that when you're choking on my dust, ya little pinhead.

[-Jrabbit]

His last 3 picks are Cowboys, 4 overall. I'm surprised he didn't take Witten at TE.

The funny part is, even if the Cowboys have a great season, most of these guys will be on his bench, not contributing any points.

[Japher]

I;ve got 3 niners, and I tend to pick players that were niners are being coached by niner coaches... 'cept for Denver, I hate denver, and Atlanta needs some time.

[SlowwHand]

Witten is next.

[Zopperoni]

Originally posted by -Jrabbit
His last 3 picks are Cowboys, 4 overall.

... plus a guy named Dallas (Clark) and a guy who has the same name as a player of the Cowboys (Roy Williams)

[SlowwHand]

10-6 this year is a certainty for da Boys.

[Imran Siddiqui]

If by certainty you mean 'no chance in Hell', then yes .

[SlowwHand]

(Sloww writes bet down in his little book.)

[reismark]

/me swipes Sloww's book and reads fine print below bet...

10-6 this year is a certainty for da Boys.^*
*Bet null and void if starting QB is injured in the first half of the season

[SlowwHand]

True, I must admit.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Vinnie is a walking skeleton at the moment. Better hope Henson is ready faster than they think he will be .

[SlowwHand]

Skeleton? Where did you dig that up ?

[Imran Siddiqui]

Actually Parcells dug him up... and that was in the shadows of Giants Stadium .