My brother's birthday is coming up. What's a terrible movie that I can give him?

[Elok]

Oh, speaking of rottentomatoes, I think Dana Carvey's recent Master of Disguise was their worst-rated movie of all time.

As for Wild Things...please. The plot had like eight twists, at least six of them unnecessary. It was like they were trying to increase the number of things that could go wrong.

And I hope that by "other redeeming factors" you don't mean the menage a trois. You'd think Denise Richards's naked torso would be easy enough to make attractive, but no. She looks half-lumpy, half-emaciated, and the booze makes her look like she just crawled out of a car wreck covered with oil and blood. Ugh.

[Imran Siddiqui]

I didn't care for the plot twist at the end.

That MADE the movie. Without the plot twist it probably would have sucked, but that was a awesome.

Wild Things .

[MosesPresley]

Originally posted by SpencerH


Saw it at the movie theatre when it was first out. The movie sucked, but Borgnine was good.

He was the only thing worth watching in it.

I loved him in Escape from New York. He was born to play cabbie.

[Sandman]

For heaven's sake, why has nobody mentioned Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?

Dreck of the highest order. With lines that amount to:

"Sub-Zero! I killed you in the last film!"

"That was my identical twin brother."

And knee-knockingly bad special effects.

[JohnT]

Originally posted by rah
Postman.
I was going to suggest that one but you beat me to it.
Waterworld is another.

My older brother likes to give us gag DVDs for Christmas and he usually suceeds but a couple of years ago he got me "I'm Gonna Get You SUCKA" which looked like an awful movie but in reality was very entertaining.

"I'm Gonna" was far better than one would think, a very entertaining film. Highly recommend it as a double-bill with "Hollywood Shuffle", another film about blacks in the movies.

Rib Joint Customer: How much for a soda?
Hammer: One dollar.
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, how about you give me a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: My cups cost more than fifteen cents!
Rib Joint Customer: Okay, **** the cup, how about you just pour it in my hands for a dime?

Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he...
Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on.
Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
Jack Spade: Oh God, no!

Mr. Big: I know you're surprised that a big Hollywood star like me would appear in this movie. A lot of Hollywood stars have done exploitation films; like Angie Dickinson in 'Big Bad Mama'.
Jack Spade: Or Shelly Winters in 'Cleopatra Jones'!

[Boris Godunov]

K-911. The sequel to K-9. I assure you, it's positively one of the worst movies you could find. And yes, Jim Belushi is in it. But it was shot on video... ugh.

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by Sandman
For heaven's sake, why has nobody mentioned Mortal Kombat: Annihilation?

He said that he wasn't trying to get his brother to kill himself.

[Dis]

how could I forget Damnation Alley!

Actually I thought it was cool as a kid. But as an adult, well the film is just... cheesy. The funny thing about it is it was supposed to be the hit of the summer, not Jaws.

It has George Peppard of his pre-A-team fame, and Jan Michael Vincent.

It's a post nuclear holocaust film with giant cockroaches and giant scrorpions. It just sounds cool, doesn't it?

[Pekka]

I just came up with the perfect gift.. give him a hug

[loinburger]

I'm not driving all the way from Ohio to California just to give him a hug. Besides, he said that he's going to be a week late with my birthday present, which means that he nearly forgot my birthday again -- I'm going to need to get him a movie that's awful enough to serve as a future reminder.

[Lonestar]

Anything past Superman 2

[Elok]

Whoops, I got so caught up in Wild Things debate that I forgot my favorite troll....

"Citizen Kane."

[Guynemer]

Wild Things
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
Hollywood Shuffle
Any film based on a video game

[molly bloom]

Originally posted by MosesPresley

Has anyone ever seen The Devil's Rain. This movie had an all star cast. John Travolta in a very small early role. William Shatner gets possessed by the devil. Ernest Borgnine is Satan. Tom Skerritt and Eddie Albert are in it too. This movie is supposed to be frightening, but misses the mark by a mile.

The devil has a coven in a small western town and he's looking for souls as per usual. He decides he wants William Shatner's soul.

The final scene is awesome mishap of crazed makeup special effects.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00000IO3Q/qid%3D1088786472/sr%3D11-1/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F1/102-8677821-6108904

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072869/

It is a prized possession of mine- I bought an ex-rental VHS copy from a junk shop in London a few years' ago now.

I also have Wibble Wobble Shatner in Roger Corman's 'The Intruder' about a racist demagogue (played by Shatner) and the dvd of 'The People' based on the Zenna Henderson novel.

Actually he's not so blobby in 'The Intruder' it's still a few happy meals to go before he gets to telly tubby Star Trek size.

I'd like to get 'Big Bad Mama' with Angie Dickinson and Wibbly too.

Did you ever see a film called 'The Demons' (?) set in the Mid-West? I think the demons aren't actually meant to be supernatural but real creatures.

That I'd like to see again.

'Inspector Gadget 2'- with French Stewart. It will make you kill people.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Elok
Oh, speaking of rottentomatoes, I think Dana Carvey's recent Master of Disguise was their worst-rated movie of all time.

Darn! You beat me to it. My wife just rented Master of Disguise for the kids. It truly earns its rating.