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One thing I forgot to mention is that my brother has judgment when it comes to picking movies, and so he's already seen Howard the Duck, Ice Pirates, and Beowulf, among others. That's why I've mostly gotten him obscure movies in the past. (I don't think there's much chance that he saw a straight-to-DVD sequel to a film that made him weep, though.)
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AHHH!!! The HORROR! I've actually seen part of that. DAMN YOU for mentioning it. I'd managed to blot it out!Vercingetorix (aka Druids), also with Christopher Lambert
Loin, odd gift-giving tradition you have.
Battlefield Earth is a safe option, considering what you seem to be shooting for. It's really, really, REALLY bad, but it won't cause permanent damage.
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Originally posted by Arrian
AHHH!!! The HORROR! I've actually seen part of that. DAMN YOU for mentioning it. I'd managed to blot it out!
It's just awful, isn't it? There's not a good thing about it. From actors and dialogue to the sword fights, the accents, the clothes and hairstyles, everything is horrible of horribles.
But the worst part is how it actually looked pretty decent when you just read the premise. I'm lucky I caught it on TV and didn't feel obliged to sit it through to the end, having not payed any money for it. 
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Two words, loinburger:
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Another suggestion, if you can find it on DVD:
G.I. Bro
If you're a Kraut, he'll take you out!
starring Fred "The Hammer" WilliamsonSolomwi is very wise. - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Are we trying to make your brother kill himself? There are movies I'd suggest if that were the case.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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If they're anything like Videodrome, then I'm not touching them with a ten foot pole.<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures </p>Comment
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any MST3k DVD. It will have the original movie and the MSTied version.Comment
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Gotta second this one (the live action one). It was horrifically bad, despite having a good number of big name actors and the songs, the songsAsterix and Obelix the Movie
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The Mangler (I think they even made a sequal)
Freeway 2 (the first one is good, not the second)Comment
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I recall seeing a truly cheesetacular American made for t.v. film with Lee Majors playing a Viking, who goes to Vinland/Markland/North America to rescue some captive Norsemen held prisoner by Native Americans.
I think I knew it was going to be a dreck fest when he referred to a fellow Viking as Budge-orn, as in, 'Bjorn'.
There were also plentiful Paris Hilton bad hair day wigs.
I seem to recall they also had a token mute Moor, possibly played by an ex-American football player.
Might have been Jim Brown.
I wish I could remember the name of the film, because 'twas very bad indeed.
Ah! 'The Norseman' !
What was the Mariah Carey film called?Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
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I see you are looking for horror movies.
Well the Mangler I mentioned above fits that bill. They even sacrifice virgins in the movie. What more could you want. it's supposedly based of some Stephen King short story.
Another stephen King stinker:
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Spiderman.Comment
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