My brother's birthday is coming up. What's a terrible movie that I can give him?

[Drake Tungsten]

Patrick Stewart, while a great actor, was a **** Gurney Halleck. Halleck is supposed to be an ugly lump of a man, not some Shakespearean trained, pseudo-gay British dandy...

[Lonestar]

oooooooooo....... Mulhorrand Drive (or whatever the helll that Lynch movie was named)

[Theben]

There's always Nomads with Pierce Brosnan. I actually liked it, but plenty of other people said it was awful.

And despite what I've said in the past (and whatever Lonestar thinks), Red Dawn is a stinker.

[Drake Tungsten]

Red Dawn is awesome, in a cheesy way.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Theben

And despite what I've said in the past (and whatever Lonestar thinks), Red Dawn is a stinker.

Why you gotta drag me into your delusions?

[Theben]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Red Dawn is awesome, in a cheesy way.

That's my opinion on Nomads.

[Thorn]

How about "the day after." Good movie, but it sure as hell should depress the hell out of him.

[Tuberski]

How about this gem:


wonderful

ACK!

[Dis]

Originally posted by Lonestar
Legally Blonde

Reese Witherspoon is my dream babe. to me, that's a good film

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Dissident
I think fallout had a line referencing that quote.

Originally posted by Krazykitty
Duke Nieukem actually.

It was actually in both. That one of the most famous lines that hardly anybody knows the origins of -- back when I made the I'm With Stupid poll (whatever happened to that, anyway? did it just die of old age or something?), one of the questions was "what movie/game originally had the line 'I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum?,' and nobody responded with They Live.

The Fallout line was a lot more difficult to get, though -- I think you needed 16+ intelligence for it to be a dialogue option. There's no need to give Duke Nukem ridiculously high stats to get him to say the line.

Originally posted by Tuberski
How about this gem

Hell, I might as well just get him I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka while I'm at it.

Which, come to think of it, isn't that bad of an idea, especially considering that Starship Troopers 2 will probably be half-price by the time that Christmas rolls around and I need to get him another terrible movie.

[KrazyHorse]

I own I;m gonna git you sucka

[KrazyHorse]

The swweetheset movie ever./

[loinburger]

It beats Kentucky Fried Movie???

[Dis]

Halloween 3. You'd have to see it. It's totally whacked out. Not like the other Halloween movies at all. I don't know what they were thinking.

One of the Psycho movies was pretty bad (not the first one obviously). I think it was 2. Actually all of them after #1 were bad.

Someone mentioned Hellraiser 2. It was really off from the rest of them as well. It didn't fit in with the series. But I didn't think it was that bad. Unlike Halloween 3.

[DinoDoc]

The Hobbit would be a good start.