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MB you are just too cruel. Loinburger loves his brother and wants to give him a joke gift, not something that will make him rip his eyes out and give up, weeping, for all of humanity's sins.
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MB you are just too cruel. Loinburger loves his brother and wants to give him a joke gift, not something that will make him rip his eyes out and give up, weeping, for all of humanity's sins. -
Mine trumps all.
Made completely in Houston, Texas. Reminiscent of a reallllly bad Robocop. I give you:
R.O.T.O.R.
Complete with dubbed in voice overs and a weird bull **** that shows up near the end.Comment
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Yeah, the time I got him Videodrome was pushing the boundaries just a bit too much. That's why I've pretty much avoided sci-fi since then and stuck to horror instead.Originally posted by JohnT
Loinburger loves his brother and wants to give him a joke gift, not something that will make him rip his eyes out and give up, weeping, for all of humanity's sins.
Now that one shows promise. This is going to be a tougher decision than I'd thought...Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
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OWNZOriginally posted by molly bloom
No Linda Fiorentino, first big mistake.
Attached FilesWe the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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I was getting around to recommending the 'Passions' boxed set.Originally posted by JohnT
MB you are just too cruel. Loinburger loves his brother and wants to give him a joke gift, not something that will make him rip his eyes out and give up, weeping, for all of humanity's sins.
Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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If you go with ST 2, I'm not sure if that's what you're looking for and I don't know what kind of films your brother likes, but no one can ever like that. It's like low budget version too, made for tv. It's horrible I mean the second it started you can see it's cheap and horrible and you're just waiting like it's someones dream and they wake up and the real movie can start. I mean it, I couldn't watch it till the end it was that bad.
And the only movie I have ever EVER stopped watching and never saw the actual end was the movie Pamela Anderson was in.. barbwired or something. But even that was cool compared to this one.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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Shaq made some bad movies too
Ohhhhh I know a good one
It was the one starring Cindy Crawford and one of the Baldwin brothers. Can't remember the name!We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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That is irrelevant.Originally posted by Pekka
I don't know what kind of films your brother likes
I was thinking of getting him that Sinbad movie where he's a genie or something, but that strikes me as a better present for Christmas than for his birthday.Originally posted by Ted Striker
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It's called "Fair Game"
We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham LincolnComment
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You should consider Crossroads. I mean, there's a reason that Britney Spears is only in one movie. To my great dismay, i found myself watching the trailer, and it had to be one of the more excrutiating 1.5 minutes of my life."Remember, there's good stuff in American culture, too. It's just that by "good stuff" we mean "attacking the French," and Germany's been doing that for ages now, so, well, where does that leave us?" - ElokComment
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Fair Game.Originally posted by Ted Striker
Shaq made some bad movies too
Ohhhhh I know a good one
It was the one starring Cindy Crawford and one of the Baldwin brothers. Can't remember the name!
It wasn't, they cheated.
Barb Wire- bad.
Tank Girl- dreck.
There was a truly awful z grade superhero film: ' The Justice League'- so bad, it's bad.
The Martian Manhunter claims that Mars is warmer than earth, and is played by body beautiful David Ogden Stiers (Charles Winchester from 'MASH') who must have needed money for a kidney transplant.
The film is so appalling, you may go Oedipus on your eye sockets.Vive la liberte. Noor Inayat Khan, Dachau.
...patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred or bitterness towards anyone. Edith Cavell, 1915Comment
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Cabin Fever - So Bad It's Good (tm)"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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I don't remember if it was called "Get Smoochie" or "Kill Smoochie". Robin Williams in an extremely embarrassing role.There's nothing wrong with the dream, my friend, the problem lies with the dreamer.Comment
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Death to Smoochie, but it's not incredibly bad. It's just a bad movie.Originally posted by Uncle Sparky
I don't remember if it was called "Get Smoochie" or "Kill Smoochie". Robin Williams in an extremely embarrassing role.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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