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  • #106
    Originally posted by DRoseDARs


    [SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME ]
    Oh for gawd's sake.

    [REVISIT LINE OF DISCUSSION]
    Yes, me = virgin. But, I'll know plenty beforehand going into "my first time." When the time is right, I will be ready. Thanks Cialis.

    Wait...no, that's not what I meant. Hmmm...
    [/END LINE OF DISCUSSION]

    [/SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME ]



    EDIT: Fixed vB Code that TMM pointed out.
    how can you be gay if you are a virgin?

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    • #107
      How do you know you're straight if you've never had sex with a guy before?

      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #108
        but I've had sex with women. And I know that I like that.

        in any case, what makes you think I haven't had sex with a guy?

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        • #109
          TMI
          I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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          • #110
            Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
            Let me introduce a sad note of reality here by pointing out that none of you yahoos will ever have a chinaman's chance with these two young ladies.
            That's what you think.
            "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
            "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
            2004 Presidential Candidate
            2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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            • #111
              Originally posted by Skanky Burns
              TMI
              remember he was in the Navy

              Jon Miller
              Jon Miller-
              I AM.CANADIAN
              GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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              • #112
                A girl in every port, a sailor at every station...
                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                • #113
                  Originally posted by Jon Miller


                  remember he was in the Navy

                  Jon Miller
                  As an active duty sailor I have this rebuttal:


                  "It ain't Gay if underway, it's queer if by the pier."
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • #114
                    Originally posted by Lonestar
                    As an active duty sailor I have this rebuttal:


                    "It ain't Gay if underway, it's queer if by the pier."
                    Glad I went Air Force.
                    "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                    "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                    2004 Presidential Candidate
                    2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                    • #115
                      Originally posted by Vince278


                      Glad I went Air Force.
                      The metrosexual service.
                      He's got the Midas touch.
                      But he touched it too much!
                      Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!

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                      • #116
                        Originally posted by DRoseDARs


                        I fixed the vB code. Thanks
                        No Prob.

                        Of course, now that the SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME loop has been closed, and we're now outside it, we can resume trolling.

                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #117
                          twincest
                          Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                          • #118
                            Man, that pic at the top of this page looks evil!!! I feel dirty looking at it. I think those evil twins want to destroy me.
                            We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. - Abraham Lincoln

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                            • #119
                              We fell for their evil plan a long time ago.
                              "And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
                              "Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
                              2004 Presidential Candidate
                              2008 Presidential Candidate (for what its worth)

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                              • #120
                                Mary-Kate aka Skeletor has checked into a rehab center ... wait for it ... for anorexia. Go figure.

                                http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1087942210648&call_pageid=968867495754&col=969483191630


                                Olsen twin in clinic; anorexia?



                                NEW YORK—Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins entertainment empire, has entered a treatment centre "to seek professional help for a health-related issue," her publicist said yesterday.

                                Us Weekly reported Olsen has an eating disorder and is anorexic.

                                She and sister, Ashley, turned 18 on June 13. They recently graduated from high school and plan to attend New York University in the fall.

                                They've been acting together since they were 9 months old, most notably on the sitcom Full House and in a series of direct-to-video movies. The Olsen name is attached to a line of products ranging from clothing to beauty items.

                                Their big-screen debut, New York Minute, did poorly at the box office after its May release.

                                ASSOCIATED PRESS
                                [TASTELESS REMARK]
                                That reminds me: Why don't we have a :Puke: smilie yet?
                                [/TASTELESS REMARK]

                                Seriously, at least she's finally admitted to herself that she has a problem and THAT SH!T AIN'T HEALTHY, YOU STUPID GIT!!! Stop trying to fit into a size -2 dress; you're not fat, damn it!
                                The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                                The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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