It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old

[Dis]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs


[SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME ]
Oh for gawd's sake.

[REVISIT LINE OF DISCUSSION]
Yes, me = virgin. But, I'll know plenty beforehand going into "my first time." When the time is right, I will be ready. Thanks Cialis.

Wait...no, that's not what I meant. Hmmm...
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[/SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME ]



EDIT: Fixed vB Code that TMM pointed out.

how can you be gay if you are a virgin?

[DRoseDARs]

How do you know you're straight if you've never had sex with a guy before?

[Dis]

but I've had sex with women. And I know that I like that.

in any case, what makes you think I haven't had sex with a guy?

[Skanky Burns]

TMI

[Vince278]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Let me introduce a sad note of reality here by pointing out that none of you yahoos will ever have a chinaman's chance with these two young ladies.

That's what you think.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Skanky Burns
TMI

remember he was in the Navy

Jon Miller

[DRoseDARs]

A girl in every port, a sailor at every station...

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Jon Miller


remember he was in the Navy

Jon Miller

As an active duty sailor I have this rebuttal:


"It ain't Gay if underway, it's queer if by the pier."

[Vince278]

Originally posted by Lonestar
As an active duty sailor I have this rebuttal:


"It ain't Gay if underway, it's queer if by the pier."

Glad I went Air Force.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Vince278


Glad I went Air Force.

The metrosexual service.

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by DRoseDARs


I fixed the vB code. Thanks

No Prob.

Of course, now that the SERIOUSLY, STOP TROLLING ME loop has been closed, and we're now outside it, we can resume trolling.

[St Leo]

twincest

[Ted Striker]

Man, that pic at the top of this page looks evil!!! I feel dirty looking at it. I think those evil twins want to destroy me.

[Vince278]

We fell for their evil plan a long time ago.

[DRoseDARs]

Mary-Kate aka Skeletor has checked into a rehab center ... wait for it ... for anorexia. Go figure.

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1087942210648&call_pageid=968867495754&col=969483191630

Olsen twin in clinic; anorexia?



NEW YORK—Mary-Kate Olsen, the brunette half of the Olsen twins entertainment empire, has entered a treatment centre "to seek professional help for a health-related issue," her publicist said yesterday.

Us Weekly reported Olsen has an eating disorder and is anorexic.

She and sister, Ashley, turned 18 on June 13. They recently graduated from high school and plan to attend New York University in the fall.

They've been acting together since they were 9 months old, most notably on the sitcom Full House and in a series of direct-to-video movies. The Olsen name is attached to a line of products ranging from clothing to beauty items.

Their big-screen debut, New York Minute, did poorly at the box office after its May release.

ASSOCIATED PRESS

[TASTELESS REMARK]
That reminds me: Why don't we have a :Puke: smilie yet?
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Seriously, at least she's finally admitted to herself that she has a problem and THAT SH!T AIN'T HEALTHY, YOU STUPID GIT!!! Stop trying to fit into a size -2 dress; you're not fat, damn it!