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  • It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old

    The sultry she-devils are waiting for you to show them how it's done...
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    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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    /me pukes
    Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
    Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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    • #3
      Comrade Tassadar will not be invited to the filming of their first porno...because he's a Mormon prude.
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #4
        /me joins Comrade Tassadar

        The Olsen Twins are fugly.

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        • #5
          I second that.
          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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          • #6
            Yes, in addition to preparing themselves for an illustrious life of low-budget porn and skanky (no relation) tabloid appearances, they have also mastered the "I snort lines of fine Columbia cocaine every hour, on the hour" ghetto-fabulous look. Their sensei Courtney Love has taught them well.
            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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            • #7
              I remain convinced that the alleged Olson twins are commie martian agents from Neptune, who don't exist.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • #8
                So they are now two years older than age of consent? Big news.
                Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                We've got both kinds

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                • #9
                  So they are now two years older than age of consent?


                  Maybe in Kentucky...
                  KH FOR OWNER!
                  ASHER FOR CEO!!
                  GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                  • #10
                    Actually, in many places it's 18.

                    [SERIOUS]
                    I hate "entertainment news." I don't care who J-lo is sleeping with this week; I don't care what Madonna does with her daughter's hair; I don't care where Justin Timberlake likes to eat. I don't care that Joan Rivers is celebrating her fiftieth centennial. This worship of celebrities is not newsworthy.

                    I really hate "entertainment news."
                    [/SERIOUS]

                    Oh no, say it ain't so!!!
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                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      [SERIOUS...SORT OF]
                      Come to think of it, I over-reacted. Joan Rivers being 5,000 years old might make for a good episode of A&E Biography...
                      [/SERIOUS...SORT OF]
                      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                        So they are now two years older than age of consent?


                        Maybe in Kentucky...
                        In the UK. *shrug*
                        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                        We've got both kinds

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                        • #13
                          Usually they look nice, but on that picture they look like they're filming some low-budget horror movie, and they are playing the zombies...
                          This space is empty... or is it?

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                          • #14
                            In the UK.


                            Kentucky... UK... what's the difference?
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MikeH
                              In the UK. *shrug*
                              can I come

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