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It's official: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen are now 18 years old
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Yes, in addition to preparing themselves for an illustrious life of low-budget porn and skanky (no relation) tabloid appearances, they have also mastered the "I snort lines of fine Columbia cocaine every hour, on the hour" ghetto-fabulous look. Their sensei Courtney Love has taught them well.The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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I remain convinced that the alleged Olson twins are commie martian agents from Neptune, who don't exist.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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So they are now two years older than age of consent? Big news.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Actually, in many places it's 18.
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I hate "entertainment news." I don't care who J-lo is sleeping with this week; I don't care what Madonna does with her daughter's hair; I don't care where Justin Timberlake likes to eat. I don't care that Joan Rivers is celebrating her fiftieth centennial. This worship of celebrities is not newsworthy.
I really hate "entertainment news."
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Oh no, say it ain't so!!!The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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Come to think of it, I over-reacted. Joan Rivers being 5,000 years old might make for a good episode of A&E Biography...
[/SERIOUS...SORT OF]The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
So they are now two years older than age of consent?
Maybe in Kentucky...Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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