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  • #241
    Originally posted by Jaguar
    Indeed. There shall be many expensive Government Projects of Dubious worth, provided that none help The Poor.



    Shall we make this an ADP resolution?
    Yes. We must ensure Useless heavy artillary pieces are built!
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • #242
      w00t!

      /me uses ADP treasury funds to help award JohnT huge contracts.
      "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

      Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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      • #243
        Really if you people are serious about this, it is a lot more work than you think... please talk to me or the poster that used to go by Giant Squid...
        "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"​​

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        • #244
          Listen...I got a buddy in Oxford who is very skilled at, uh...Mosquito control. He can guarentee a National Program of Skeeter control, at a low price, so long as we don't inquire too much into the pesticides used.

          Remember, West Nile killed over a dozen people last year. The Horror MUST stop!
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #245
            Originally posted by Thorn
            Really if you people are serious about this, it is a lot more work than you think... please talk to me or the poster that used to go by Giant Squid...
            If we're serious about this.
            "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

            Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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            • #246
              Originally posted by Lonestar
              Listen...I got a buddy in Oxford who is very skilled at, uh...Mosquito control. He can guarentee a National Program of Skeeter control, at a low price, so long as we don't inquire too much into the pesticides used.

              Remember, West Nile killed over a dozen people last year. The Horror MUST stop!
              I won't ask what pesticides are used, but I require that they must be toxic to several indigenous dangered species.
              "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

              Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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              • #247
                Originally posted by Jaguar

                I won't ask what pesticides are used, but I require that they must be toxic to several indigenous dangered species.
                It does. And some foriegn species too!
                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                • #248
                  Originally posted by Jaguar
                  The Jaguar Administration shall add PLATO to the cabinet, pending approval from the majority of the cabinet. Should there be a tie, Jaguar will cast the tiebreaker vote.
                  I shall be true to the party and keep the ways of The Holy One, Blessed be He.
                  "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                  • #249
                    /me awards contract.
                    "You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran

                    Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005

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                    • #250
                      /me calls home.

                      "Hey Mom! Guess what? We're taking a Family Vacation to London! w00t!"
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #251
                        Originally posted by Jaguar
                        The Official Mission Statement

                        We, the people of the Apolyton Democratic Party, in order to affirm the greatness of The Reagan (Hereinafter refered to The Holy One, Blessed Be He), fight for small government, deify Dwight David Eisenhower, and put "Reagan" in the name of at least four things in every county of every country in the world, thereunderhereafterwords do establish this Democratic Party of Apolyton.
                        Funny how conservatives advocate for small government, then wants the government to morally dictate to people what they should do with their private lives.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • #252
                          Oh, go home, MrNotFun.

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                          • #253
                            Originally posted by Jaguar
                            * Jaguar awards contract.
                            It is with great humility that I gratefully accept my post. In every act, my department shall act on the principles of The Holy One, Blessed be He.

                            As my first act as Cabinet member, I declare that, in my department, Every Thursday shall have a devotional Jelly Bean Lunch...followed my an inspirational "gipper" speech.
                            "I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you're not patriotic. We should stand up and say we are Americans and we have a right to debate and disagree with any administration." - Hillary Clinton, 2003

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                            • #254
                              /me shakes head.

                              I just guess you don't understand Morality, do you anti-fun? The AECCP will be more than pleased to provide you several copies of every Jack Chick Tract made.
                              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                              • #255
                                Originally posted by JohnT
                                Oh, go home, MrNotFun.
                                I am home -- in front of my computer, and on Apolyton.
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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