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Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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He can't block them all.I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Oh damn!Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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I'm sure that can be most horribly misinterpreted.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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/me is heckled horribly.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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*walks back in with a wombat over shoulder*
Much better. Anyone else want it for a while?
*hands chegitz some heckle-be-gone creame*
That should help. Be sure to apply 3 times a day until yer sufficiently unheckled.
Y'know, I've been here over 24 hours and nobody has taken my drinks order yet.Fitz. (n.) Old English
1. Child born out of wedlock.
2. Bastard.
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/me throws a bottle of Jack Daniels at Fitz.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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/me catches bottle in mid air and pours himself a drink before workI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio
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Originally posted by Fitz
*walks back in with a wombat over shoulder*
Much better. Anyone else want it for a while?
*hands chegitz some heckle-be-gone creame*
That should help. Be sure to apply 3 times a day until yer sufficiently unheckled.
Y'know, I've been here over 24 hours and nobody has taken my drinks order yet.
have a manly club sodaA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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Originally posted by Fitz
Y'know, I've been here over 24 hours and nobody has taken my drinks order yet.I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
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*Takes the manly Club Soda and wings it at Dino Doc*
Fine, then I'll serve myself.
*Jumps behind the bar, pours a martini for Theben and an AMF for himself*
Here you go Theben ...
... just remember to redirect all lovey-doveyness elsewhere. MrFun could use some, by the sounds of it.
*Pulls out pics of naked BW and Tiamat and starts examining them in detail*Fitz. (n.) Old English
1. Child born out of wedlock.
2. Bastard.
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/me serves himself a White Russian.
/me wonders if in these days of PCness, it should be a "Belarussian".Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok
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Originally posted by Fitz
*Pulls out pics of naked BW and Tiamat and starts examining them in detail*
You really don't know what it's like to piss off a dragon do you?
Just ask Che -- he got burned and toasted many times in the past.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.
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