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  • It's a marvelous magical pill that makes everything in the world seem better.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    • Originally posted by MrFun
      ** MrFun protects himself with his Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system
      So that's where my $20 billion went.
      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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      • hmmm . . . . .
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • Originally posted by chegitz guevara


          So that's where my $20 billion went.

          Where did you expect it to have gone to?
          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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          • Booze, drugs, and women.
            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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            • /me wonders if this place has any women who are not insanely old dragons.
              Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

              It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
              The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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              • I miss Blackwidow . . . . . .
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • Last I heard, you were a gay man.
                  Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                  It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                  The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                  • Smartass -- I missed her, in the platonic sense.


                    She was a cool person here on Apolyton but now she's gone for the time being and for too long now.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • I miss her too, especially the pics.

                      *Steals MrFun's Anti-Heckling Missile Shield Defense system and mails it to chegitz guevara*

                      I bet you can bet at least $10B for it on the black market.

                      and now you owe me a favor ... *cackles maniacally*
                      Fitz. (n.) Old English
                      1. Child born out of wedlock.
                      2. Bastard.

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                      • Which reminds me, where is this Wombat, and how much do I have to pay to spank it?
                        Fitz. (n.) Old English
                        1. Child born out of wedlock.
                        2. Bastard.

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                        • /me Heckles MrFun now that he's defenseless


                          Yaaay!!!

                          Tiamat, Snowflake (Hong Hu), MtG, and LTEC! are all ladies...

                          Sometimes I think Starchild is a chick too.
                          Monkey!!!

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                          • Isn't she?

                            The wombat, I believe, is Immortal Wombat, and you have to spank him alot. He's into such things.
                            Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                            It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                            The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                            • I haven't seen Wombat in a while... I think he went off to some other country to teach English for a while... He'll be back soon enough
                              Monkey!!!

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                              • Originally posted by Japher
                                * Japher Heckles MrFun now that he's defenseless


                                Yaaay!!!

                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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