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  • Originally posted by MrFun
    ** MrFun nails Wombat's tongue to the wall
    Hey, it's spank the wombat, not torture the wombat. On second thoughts MrFun, you are permitted neither.
    Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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    • Originally posted by Theben
      Anyone else notice that Funsie's solution to just about everything is more violence?
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

        Hey, it's spank the wombat, not torture the wombat. On second thoughts MrFun, you are permitted neither.
        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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        • Originally posted by Theben


          Now that's just insulting.
          Me spelling your name correctly or saying you should hump Funsie's leg?
          I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
          For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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          • Hey Theben, since DD insulted both of us, how should we torture him?
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • Lock him in the storeroom with a hoarde of rabid ferrets.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • I say we get the alcohol out of the store room before we send DD in there.
                Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                • Originally posted by Theben
                  Lock him in the storeroom with a hoarde of rabid ferrets.
                  /me shoots Theben with a vial of sodium penthyol


                  "I've made you an offer...you can't refusssse......"
                  Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                  • /me , attempting to preempt any instuffing of DD in the store room, gets out a couple bottles of vodka.
                    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                    • As an atheist, I don't believe in beings of any panthyol, sodium or otherwise.
                      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                      • It's ok that you're an atheist -- we all have our flaws.
                        A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                        • Some more than others- right, Funsie?
                          I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                          I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                          • Yes -- for instance, most people are straight but we shouldn't hold anything against them because of that, either.
                            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                            • The only thing we'd hold against you is a small & cuddly female raccoon so you can discover the error of your ways.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • Originally posted by Theben
                                Anyone else notice that Funsie's solution to just about everything is more violence?
                                It's a gay thing.

                                *Throws the severed heads of his enemies onto the floor and orders a bottle of champagne so he can drink it from the skulls of those that opposed him*
                                Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
                                -Richard Dawkins

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