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  • #16
    Ariane V looks nicer.
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    • #17
      and looks are all that matters when creating a giant falic symbol
      Monkey!!!

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      • #18
        phallic
        Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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        • #19
          The Secret Service let a missile be dragged into D.C.?!?
          There first customer is a Navy satellite, funded in large part by DARPA. So it was a political "thank you" of sorts. Good PR for $6 million, I'd say. They said they didn't have any problem getting the permits. I thought it would have been difficult because all of the jurisdictions, but there you go.
          I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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          • #20
            We need some women weighing in on this subject.
            "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

            “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe
              We need some women weighing in on this subject.
              That would require there to be some women on Poly.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                phallic


                next thing you no che will be telling me i kahnt spell

                We need some women weighing in on this subject.
                I think the rockets weigh a lot more than any women (excpet 80's Oprah)
                Monkey!!!

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                • #23
                  Damn, I keep forgetting that ohh so essential point.
                  "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                  “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                  • #24
                    Ariane V looks nicer.
                    Length and girth are what's important for space rockets. Come back when your rocket has matured.
                    I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DanS


                      Length and girth are what's important for space rockets. Come back when your rocket has matured.
                      It's the payload that matters.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Colon


                        It's the payload that matters.

                        Nope it's the magic you can do with it. Sending her to the moon seems pretty magical.
                        "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                        “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                        • #27
                          All I've got is a bottle rocket.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • #28
                            Well, OK. The Ariane V has 1/4 the payload of the Saturn V.

                            I think we all know which is the bigger, better rocket around here. No need to get out the measuring stick.
                            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                            • #29
                              They have meds for that these days.
                              "Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson

                              “In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy Carter

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                              • #30
                                Ariane V is useful.
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