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  • As dead threads go, this one's fairly lively.

    And I've still not got the coffee I asked for last time round I was spamming here. How to you suppose I'm to keep up my caffeine addiction without digital coffee?

    Last edited by Last Conformist; April 23, 2004, 19:42.
    Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

    It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
    The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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    • Originally posted by chegitz guevara
      Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a ho!?!
      Yes, that was good...

      Also good was Chapelle playing the blind black man who was a leader of the KKK, but didn't know he was himself black. f'in hilarous
      Haven't been here for ages....

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      • Someone watches too much Chappelle.


        Actually, someone can't watch Chappelle because he lives in Japan, then discovers the clips on comedycentral.com and goes ****ing ape ****...

        Coldblooded! Bang-bang! I'm Rick James, *****!!!
        KH FOR OWNER!
        ASHER FOR CEO!!
        GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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        • No Chapelle! Chapelle bad!
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • CHARLIE MURPHY!!! Look everyone, Darkness is spreading!
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              CHARLIE MURPHY!!! Look everyone, Darkness is spreading!

              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • I see nothing in Lonestar's post. I must be blinder than a black white supremacist...
                KH FOR OWNER!
                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                • Silly little man he was probably trying the banana option and hasn't figured out yet that it doesn't work.
                  Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                  Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                  Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                  You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                  • I'm worried about the public safety of this coffee shop.
                    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                    • ...speaks the furry mammal beaten to an inch of his life...
                      Haven't been here for ages....

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                      • ... on the wrong side.

                        MrFun: If I were you, I'd stop worrying about something that does not exist. Worry about jam-eating radioactive chimps in mal-fitting suits, instead.
                        Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                        It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                        The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                        • Damn dirty apes!
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • Stankonia has agreed to drop bombs over Baghdad.
                            KH FOR OWNER!
                            ASHER FOR CEO!!
                            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                            • Originally posted by MrFun
                              I'm worried about the public safety of this coffee shop.
                              The public never sets foot in here.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                              • Originally posted by Last Conformist
                                ... on the wrong side.

                                MrFun: If I were you, I'd stop worrying about something that does not exist. Worry about jam-eating radioactive chimps in mal-fitting suits, instead.
                                ok
                                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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