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  • Originally posted by Theben
    Either name is appropriate.
    Unfortunately, we have had a lack of Star Destroyers lately.
    Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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    • Have you made any comments in the 'suggestion box'?
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • Don't try it:

        It's one of those "ask the devil" boxes were your whish comes true but in some hideously warped way that ends up coming back to bite you:

        IN 1999 I posted that I wanted a president who would not waffle like Billy, and see what happened!
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • /me enters

          /me belches loudly

          /me departs
          Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

          https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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          • * Shogun Gunner enters and immediately sprays air freshener

            * Shogun Gunner turns on a battery operated mini fan

            * Shogun Gunner is still not happy with the air quality -- so Shogun Gunner departs
            Haven't been here for ages....

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            • Originally posted by Theben
              Have you made any comments in the 'suggestion box'?

              Yes, unfortunately the Captain started tracking the fingerprints, so random swearwords aren't cutting it anymore.
              Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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              • /me ignores comment that was, like, so 5 days ago.

                /me gets beer
                I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                • /me pokes the wombat.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • Somebody could really misconstrue you poking wombat
                    Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                    Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                    Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                    You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                    • /me sticks an ice dildo up Tiamat's butt.

                      "DRAGON IN THE HOLE!"

                      /me dives for cover.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • Silly little boy........I breathe fire do you think your ice popcicle lasted more then 2 seconds up my bum
                        Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                        Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                        Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                        You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                        • /me pokes the dragon and blames Skanky.
                          Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                          • OOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo do it again
                            Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
                            Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
                            Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
                            You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran

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                            • /me grabs his dragon slaying spear.
                              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                              • /me gets Michael Powell and the FCC to censor the Kitty and the dragon.
                                If you don't like reality, change it! me
                                "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                                "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                                "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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